HopeKillCure
Banned
Sohh...I was on the train during rush hour and my stop comes up. There's a little crowd by the door and people slowly getting off, I start to walk towards the door when this short lady walk past me (not sure if I should put ethnicities) and suddenly I feel a *boom*
Somebody just slammed into me from behind like a CB blitz on 3rd and 16. I'm like "what the hell just hit me " *in my mind"*.
I turn and look and it's a kid. He mad short, but had grown-ass man strength...I swear.
He turn back and look at me like as he walking behind his mom.
NOW IM TIGHT!! Because that aint no damn kid. I'm in slow motion like. Longest 6 seconds of 2017.
Drunk breh behind me saw the whole thing and goes, "He Deboo'd you B"
I'm like, "you saw that right! I don't know if I gotta get him or not"
Breh like, I'd a got him but he a kid tho, you gotta let that go. It's all love yo!"
I'm like, "bet"
Kid overhears the whole thing on the platform like. Breh like, " "... I'm like "Aight. One!"
Kid turn back around like .
This L got me in my feelings right now brehs. How he gonna try me like that on Rush Hour!
I feel like I did God's work today. Praise me for my incredible restraint brehs!
Somebody just slammed into me from behind like a CB blitz on 3rd and 16. I'm like "what the hell just hit me " *in my mind"*.
I turn and look and it's a kid. He mad short, but had grown-ass man strength...I swear.
He turn back and look at me like as he walking behind his mom.
NOW IM TIGHT!! Because that aint no damn kid. I'm in slow motion like. Longest 6 seconds of 2017.
Drunk breh behind me saw the whole thing and goes, "He Deboo'd you B"
I'm like, "you saw that right! I don't know if I gotta get him or not"
Breh like, I'd a got him but he a kid tho, you gotta let that go. It's all love yo!"
I'm like, "bet"
Kid overhears the whole thing on the platform like. Breh like, " "... I'm like "Aight. One!"
Kid turn back around like .
This L got me in my feelings right now brehs. How he gonna try me like that on Rush Hour!
I feel like I did God's work today. Praise me for my incredible restraint brehs!
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