I have spent all day on The Coli

You say:

  • "I spend too much time here. Its a problem. Send help"

    Votes: 8 66.7%
  • "No such thing as too much Coli. Get your weight up in these skreetz, youngun"

    Votes: 4 33.3%

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Complexion

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Me to myself right now:

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Literally have a million and one things to do that are more important and instead I've been sitting here kicking the bobo with a bunch of rag tag miscreants on this little corner of the web.

"What part of the Game is that?" I wonder to myself. I truly believe everything in life serves a purpose, especially the little things but I can't help but ponder the significance of having spent all day caught up in frivolous entertainment and doing nothing productive it seems.

The internet is a crazy addictive drugs. As I said previously:


Future generations will see clearly the deal. Or maybe they won't as tricknology weaves its spell around your seed and interfaces silicon subdermally as man becomes machine. Either way, thats enough screen for me. See y'all in a strong (thats a week in Slavespeak). Time to get back on my feet and tear ish up:




If you feel what I'm saying take that time and effort and pour your attention into something you feel is constructive instead. Like I said in the other thread, Keep it Kermit. Go out and make it happen.



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I aspire to be you breh

i want to quit this job and divorce both my bytches. too much stress in my life


coli is awesome.
 

Complexion

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we generally have a lot of cognitive surplus (clay shirky). if not the coli it would be something else

This is the truth. One that is gifted with abundance within must either channel it correctly or fritter it away in distraction.

Discipline really is the key though because this digital thing has been pushed on the masses and turned them into distracted fiends. I learned a lot from my time away from this place as there aren't many spots I rock like this because of reasons I went into elsewhere.

Literally was the first time I'd ever spent an entire day online here though and that hit me with the scust when that post Coli clarity kicked in.
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Obviously I be on this bytch all day too. But that don’t mean you have to be some lonely ass introvert. I understand a lot of people do fall in that category, but not all.

I got 4 partners over my spot right now and we just in here kicking shyt and handling business. I been on the coli the whole time though. I move around a lot and when I’m in the airport, I’m always on the coli. It’s the only site I visit and anytime I’m browsing the net on my phone, I’m on the coli. When I’m out and about and see some crazy shyt, I might make a thread. shyt, plenty times I will take a pic or add a video to the shyt. I’m always on the coli.

The point is, that don’t have to equal you being a loner a only having internet friends. It’s extremely likely you was like that before posting on an Internet forum. This shyt probably just making an underlying issue worse, but not the cause of it.
 

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I treat The Coli like a old man ritual of getting up from bed and reading the funny papers. I kick my leg up and fold it like a sophisicated cac and go "hmm apparently this PAWG is the prototype" *cigar pipe in beak*

All and all, OP its no shame in the game. Despite the nonsense of this place, I would never bow down to anywhere else on the internet because The Coli is all we got :blessed:
 

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Once you enter you can never truly leave

Coli be like:



For real though, I even wrote a long ass blog about it because I was so surprised I did that. Most pertinent part for those that don't want to read a whole lot but still want something to think about:

Here are some simple questions you can ask yourself and see what answers rises from within:

Is your life working out as you intended? Do you feel a sense of contentment within knowing you are actualizing the best of your potential and living in a state of abundance replete with free flowing creativity and the ability to uplift peeps just with your presence and natural being? Are you happy, just as you is, with no plaques, trophies, achievements or shiny things that you point at and claim “I am this”?

Anything in excess points to an underlying symptom and I know in my case it was a distraction to avoid doing something I knew I should handle. No harm, no foul though because it offered an immense insight into my cognitive processes and the time off reinvigorated my focus. Thats the main point of the message because its not that The Coli is good or bad as thats irrelevant. What does count is what you're not doing whenever something else is at an excess because its a form of escape and the structure of the net is designed to enable this.

In the future people may look at this era as we do back when you could buy cocaine and heroin off the shelf and people acted like it wasn't addictive. I doubt it though because the tomorrow people are going to have synthentic implants and no chance of disconnection from 9G.
 

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Obviously I be on this bytch all day too. But that don’t mean you have to be some lonely ass introvert. I understand a lot of people do fall in that category, but not all.

I got 4 partners over my spot right now and we just in here kicking shyt and handling business. I been on the coli the whole time though. I move around a lot and when I’m in the airport, I’m always on the coli. It’s the only site I visit and anytime I’m browsing the net on my phone, I’m on the coli. When I’m out and about and see some crazy shyt, I might make a thread. shyt, plenty times I will take a pic or add a video to the shyt. I’m always on the coli.

The point is, that don’t have to equal you being a loner a only having internet friends. It’s extremely likely you was like that before posting on an Internet forum. This shyt probably just making an underlying issue worse, but not the cause of it.

Not for nothing; this place is 100x more entertaining than any other social media platform. Gonna sound like a hater but fukk it...I was on the plane the other day and all the people around me were scrolling through IG with lightning speed the ENTIRE flight...couldn't believe how fast these MFers could DM/comment....I took a long ass nap too and they were still @ it...IG is also a burden because everyone wants your "support" and "engagement"...man fukk all that
 
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