I have a MAJOR barber dilemma.....

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

For the past year almost I've only been able to get my haircut on Tuesdays because I know that's the day my old barber doesn't come in thus avoiding a barber infidelity issue. But today my new barber didn't come in so I have to go tomorrow.

There have been a couple of occasions I've had to get my haircut on Wednesday, which means going to a totally different shop. And every time they finish cutting my hair I look in the mirror (not the barber mirror either where everything looks nice initially ) and it's just like

Dude is the only one who can cut my hair right where both sides of the edge up are perfect. The other barbers have one side looking while the other side is looking like a Nigerian cut my hair

Sigh, looks like my year long affair is finally going to come to light. Cause I'm NOT getting my haircut by anyone else.

 

[Dooby]

For the past year almost I've only been able to get my haircut on Tuesdays because I know that's the day my old barber doesn't come in thus avoiding a barber infidelity issue. But today my new barber didn't come in so I have to go tomorrow.

There have been a couple of occasions I've had to get my haircut on Wednesday, which means going to a totally different shop. And every time they finish cutting my hair I look in the mirror (not the barber mirror either where everything looks nice initially ) and it's just like

Dude is the only one who can cut my hair right where both sides of the edge up are perfect. The other barbers have one side looking while the other side is looking like a Nigerian cut my hair

Sigh, looks like my year long affair is finally going to come to light. Cause I'm NOT getting my haircut by anyone else.

I thought you rocked the Baldy though.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Yeah, I get my hair cut real low in the summer, but never a baldy. Don't even want to risk that. Hair might never grow back the same.

 

[flea]

I had a similar dilemma. Fire ass barber who cut my hair started working at the barbershop I used to go to in high school. Go in one day and the worst barber aka the owner eyes open with glee, "oye chorty, sientate manito!! long time no see!"
Me:

Of course the haircut was terrible. And that was the last time I saw my regular barber just so I won't have to run into this complete fukk up anymore.

After a few fukkups I finally found a shop where dude cuts my shyt perfect and he in there 24/7. Just so happen to be across the street from the barbershop where dude fukked my shyt up and I see him time to time when I go to my new one and give him the face.

 

[tru_m.a.c]

lol @ barber infidelity issues

I know what you mean though. But everyone in the shop be knowing which barber sucks. shyt ain't no secret. Them nikkas done talked about you switching up already

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

LOL I be seeing barbers in there that get NO WORK whatsoever. There's this one chick, I didn't even know she was a barber, thought she just hung out there, then I saw her cutting someone's hair like

I already learned my lesson about women cutting my hair when I ended up looking like Count Dracula for two weeks.

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

i just call for appointments. My boy has been doing this for a year and just started doing so as well. U avoid waiting 2 hours for a cut;and u know dude is gonna be there so u dont have to worry about a wack barber touching your hair.

 

[Dooby]

I at female barbers breh. I just say give me a haircut what you think is sexy on guys and I end up getting their number and trimmin dat ass

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I'm not risking a fukked up haircut over potential p*ssy. I gotta live my life with that shyt for two weeks.

 

[Dooby]

Breh what you should do is wait like a month. Don't even shave either. Get that fresh cut and girls you been knew will be on your dikk talkin bout "he cleans up so well"

 

[Trip]

i know you guys are super particular over your haircut, but very rarely do people even notice if you keep it short.

or just wait the week out and get it the following tuesday

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Breh what you should do is wait like a month. Don't even shave either. Get that fresh cut and girls you been knew will be on your dikk talkin bout "he cleans up so well"

i know you guys are super particular over your haircut, but very rarely do people even notice if you keep it short.

or just wait the week out and get it the following tuesday

To both of these posts.

I look TURRBLE without a haircut. shyt ain't gonna work for me. I always gotta be fresh. But Dooby, I do understand what you mean though, when I used to grow my hair out for several months and then cut it females would be like



But I don't think a month is long enough to get that reaction.

 

[Huellz Santana]

i used to worry about barber infidelity then i manned up and told homie

"i don't come to you any more cuz you know you dun fukked up right?"

made shyt a lot less tense after that actually​

 

[904]

So dude ain't seen u in a year?

That nikka gonna be like have a seat for old times sake

Naw but he will be cool about it.. If it had only been two weeks shyt woulda been awkward..

Barber - So u trying to say his blade sharper than mine?
Liggins - Naw bruh.. I just
Barber - I'm saying doe, if the alcohol burned too much all u had to do was say something
Liggins -
New barber -

 

[Slystallion]

I'm sure your old barber knows man...he will live...he will feel hurt but he will live