Was walkin around these local tent stores with a homie (they set them up outside the gym and support independent businesses). They usually have some fly ladies over there to talk to after you get a pump 
So we walk around and there is this little short stump of a kid with a magic trick stand with a tip jar
. Ask he has was a deck of cards and he asked if we wanted to see a trick. Before I can even say hell naw, my fkng dumb friend wanna act interested and say "suuuure! 
" Just because it's a kid. I hate magic tricks. They're dumb AF.
Now we're standing there lookin at this boring ass midget kid shuffling cards and fkn up and shyt because my friend ain't have the balls to just say no
About the third time the kid messed up the trick, I just walk off and tell the lil nikka I ain't got no tips for him
. He said, "it's okay! 
" while my friend wanting to leave but STILL standing there lookin like 
.
Fortes though, that whole kid shtick ain't workin on me. FOH
So we walk around and there is this little short stump of a kid with a magic trick stand with a tip jar
. Ask he has was a deck of cards and he asked if we wanted to see a trick. Before I can even say hell naw, my fkng dumb friend wanna act interested and say "suuuure! " Just because it's a kid. I hate magic tricks. They're dumb AF. Now we're standing there lookin at this boring ass midget kid shuffling cards and fkn up and shyt because my friend ain't have the balls to just say no
About the third time the kid messed up the trick, I just walk off and tell the lil nikka I ain't got no tips for him
. He said, "it's okay! " while my friend wanting to leave but STILL standing there lookin like .Fortes though, that whole kid shtick ain't workin on me. FOH
