I had this weird dream about Jawalrus last night

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I only remember bits and pieces. But for some reason I was at a Buccaneers game. And for some reason even though I was in the stands I could hear the broadcast announcers in my ear like I was watching it on TV.

They announced that they were benching Jameis Winston in a surprise move. I guess he was having a bad game. Then Cris Collinsworth or whoever was like "Uh oh, look who's warming up on the sideline. This is about to get very interesting. Wow!"

Then I saw Jamarcus Russell walking on the field, but for some reason it was his body in a Bucs uniform and he had on no helmet and his head was this smiley :jawalrus: sitting on top of his body. But it wasn't shaky like a photoshop gif or anything. That was really his head, just stuck like this :jawalrus:

The coli is invading my dreams. :snoop: I'm up here too much.

I remember there was a kickoff and the Bucs got it, and he lost a fumble on the first play after that. I don't remember anything after that though.
 

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I only remember bits and pieces. But for some reason I was at a Buccaneers game. And for some reason even though I was in the stands I could hear the broadcast announcers in my ear like I was watching it on TV.

They announced that they were benching Jameis Winston in a surprise move. I guess he was having a bad game. Then Cris Collinsworth or whoever was like "Uh oh, look who's warming up on the sideline. This is about to get very interesting. Wow!"

Then I saw Jamarcus Russell walking on the field, but for some reason it was his body in a Bucs uniform and he had on no helmet and his head was this smiley :jawalrus: sitting on top of his body. But it wasn't shaky like a photoshop gif or anything. That was really his head, just stuck like this :jawalrus:

The coli is invading my dreams. :snoop: I'm up here too much.

I remember there was a kickoff and the Bucs got it, and he lost a fumble on the first play after that. I don't remember anything after that though.
This site went and pulled some inception on you my man :ohhh::wow:
 

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