So I put my finance book on craiglist for $70 a few days ago and some chick hit me by email asking me to contact her and if it's still available. So I contact her and her voice was 
, I could tell she was at least an 8 so we chop it up over the phone and I felt like their was chemistry, I was telling her about the course I used the book for and she was telling me about her prof and shyt. So we schedule a meet up at the mall last night and I go there, I got a haircut( 
), I wore my fresh crazy 8's and my best jeans with a nice ralph lauren polo. My intentions were to sell the book and impress her. So I meet her and on god she's looking like Kaley Cucuo, I had to
one time when she was walking towards me with an innocent smile. So I introduce myself and we're in the parking lot just chopping it up having a nice chat about miscellaneous affairs and then I sell her the book. She gave me a 50 and a 20 so she goes in for the hug and I'm like and as soon as I'm about to leave, she goes... you want to have dinner if you're not busy or something... we're at the mall so i was just.... and I stop her right there and go sure why not...
so we go to a local restaurant.. we're about to pay for our food and I go my treat so I pull out out the $50 she gave me and I tip the waitress 5 bucks so I'm left with $5 from the 50. So she then says want to go the movies since we're right next to cineplex? I'm like
great idea. She goes I'll pay for the tickets since you bought dinner so she pays for the tickets and I'm like hey since you paid for the tickets, I'll buy the snacks which was two medium popcorns and 2 drinks for $15. So we enjoy the movie, we're having a great time and as we get out, I'm like how did you get here, I can give you a ride?
She says.... it's okay. I told my boyfriend to come pick me up. I look at her like
excuse me? She goes yea, my boyfriend works close to here but I had fun and walks out.
So basically I sold a textbook for $70, I spent $60 on food and movie snacks+ 20$ on my haircut. I'm at a deficit of $10 and I'm not getting ass.
How bad did I lose? She basically got the textbook, a soiree for movie tickets.
, I could tell she was at least an 8 so we chop it up over the phone and I felt like their was chemistry, I was telling her about the course I used the book for and she was telling me about her prof and shyt. So we schedule a meet up at the mall last night and I go there, I got a haircut( ), I wore my fresh crazy 8's and my best jeans with a nice ralph lauren polo. My intentions were to sell the book and impress her. So I meet her and on god she's looking like Kaley Cucuo, I had to
and as soon as I'm about to leave, she goes... you want to have dinner if you're not busy or something... we're at the mall so i was just.... and I stop her right there and go sure why not...
She says.... it's okay. I told my boyfriend to come pick me up. I look at her like
So basically I sold a textbook for $70, I spent $60 on food and movie snacks+ 20$ on my haircut. I'm at a deficit of $10 and I'm not getting ass.
How bad did I lose? She basically got the textbook, a soiree for movie tickets.
i think you just wanted to make a story and use all those .gifs 
what the hell restaraunt you take this random chick to bruh?
