Dustin, listen.
I want you to know that despite your breach of kayfabe in public, I hold no ill will towards you, or your considerably more talented father and younger brother, Cody.
Because I'm such a good sport, and, like I said, I have nothing against you, I must now take over this thread for the sake of all of these good people here at the Squared Circle.
Dustin, buddy, I hope you find great happiness in all of your future endeavors. And God bless you and your wife. Or is it husband? I'm not sure, but I'm just trying to cover all the bases.
*smiles broadly at crowd, basks in delusional glory*