So my lil cousin got hemmed up on a breaking and entering charge with 3 other young nikkas so he reached out and asked if I could get him a lawyer since i owe him.Me and my wife found a black lawyer for da low, nikkas name is Chauncey & Associates..me and my wife pull up to his office, nikka in da heart of da hood, office on top of a corner store
Me and da wifey walk upstairs to his office and this nikka greets us at the top of the stairs in a red zuit suite
Lawyer Chauncey:
LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL BLACK PEOPLE. BRING YALL ASSES IN AND GET BOMFORTABLE..(my wife asks where his bathroom is)me:
Bomfortable?Chauncey: SIT nikka. SIT.
Me: (nikka got lawn chairs in his office)
..ok so look bro, my cuzzin just got bailed out on a b&e charge..what we gone do?
Chauncey: (staring at my wife at she comes back from the bathroom and sits next to me) LAWD HAVE MERCY GRACE AND BERCY
..STAND UP MY BEAUTIFUL SISTA..Wife:
no im fine. Thank you. Me:
BRO...THATS MY WIFE MY MAN
Chauncey:
no bisrespect young blood, a nikka aint had none in a min..MY WIFE WONT fukk ME BLOOD...
nikka I PAY ALL DA BILLS ON BLOOD, I PUT GAS IN HER CAR ERR WEEK AND THIS bytch WONT GIVE DA BOOTY UP. fukk IM POSE 2 DO BLOOD 
Me:
my man..im here about my cousins case, can we proceed?Chauncey:
lookahere lil nikka, ima need 5 racks for a retainer on blood. U got dat?Wife: (hands envelope to Chauncey)
Chauncey: (Chauncey yells out for a nikka named big DOOKIE to bring the money counter)
Me: its all there bro
Chauncey
takes out pistol from his desk drawer and puts it on the desk)
it better be nikka or on BLOOD we finna have a shootout..IM TIRED OF YOU YOUNG LIL THUNDERCATS SHORTING BLOOD..Wife: (taps me and whispers that its only 4 racks in the envelope)
Me:
so look big dog..hold up dont start countin yet ok?Chauncey:
ON BLOOD. I.KILL.PEOPLE.Me:
chill Breh. Ima go out to the car and get the rest ok? Chauncey:
ok. Me: RUN bytch RUN
(me and wifey hit it, running down the stairs and out da front door..we run around the building to the parking lot..why this nikka done climbed out onto the roof and started dumping on us like Smokey on Friday when he was on top dat garage..)
