I get more love from woman when I have my shirt off

[john goodman]

Lately ive been chatting up broads while I sunbathe at a park or exercise on the river. Getting way better responses

and im a scrawny nikka with chest hair

If I was buff itd be off the charts

 

[bangedher_wholesquad]

you in philly breh.

ain't most ppl there fat?

lower than 20% body fat for a male otherwise id get mad insecure.

 

[john goodman]

you in philly breh.

ain't most ppl there fat?

lower than 20% body fat for a male otherwise id get mad insecure.

Not most

But ya theres more fat people here than most other places on earth

 

[Non Sequitur]

Not most

But ya theres more fat people here than most other places on earth

I don't know, breh...



Out-of-towner: "What's there to do around here?"


Texas resident: *starts naming restaurants*