I Found The Greatest Piece Of Rick Ross fukkery Of All Time

[Double Burger With Cheese]

He had a deposition in 2012. I think this when he and the real Rick Ross went to court but not sure. But they asked him the origin of his name.

The document is barely legible. But he basically says he played high school football and all the players wanted to go to the university of Miami. And since Miami played in the Big East conference, his nickname was Big East. So he says he became an all American in high school and his name changed from Big East to Big Boss. Then he says he graduated high school and by 96’ name was Rick Ross.

But they like hold up, how did it just become Rick Ross all of a sudden

Ross says a buddy thought I was saying Rick Ross instead of Big Boss So he stuck with it and started recording music under it

But wait, it’s not over. He had Ted Lucas participating in this fukkery

So Ted Lucas testifies that he thought William stood for Rick and that Roberts stood for Ross

 

[Mr Rager]

Rick Ross fukkery is always entertaining

 

[SwagmundFreud]

 

[razassin]

U gotta luh this fat nikka at this point

0 fukks given

 

[JQ Legend]

Nah the best Ross fukkery is saying he knew the real Pablo Noriega

Or when he told a magazine (after his first album) he needs at least 10 million/year to survive then said “music don’t pay me 10 million a year so you figure out the rest “



Ross be bullshyttin but he seem like a good dude.

 

[GetRichOrDieTryin]

Ross is the biggest liar in rap music tbh

 

[Nomad1]

 

[CrushedGroove]

This shyt is the epitome of

 

[BK The Great]

This is just as funny

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Nah the best Ross fukkery is saying he knew the real Pablo Noriega

Or when he told a magazine (after his first album) he needs at least 10 million/year to survive then said “music don’t pay me 10 million a year so you figure out the rest “



Ross be bullshyttin but he seem like a good dude.

Or when he lied about being a CO, then later changed it to he was a CO cause the big homie sent him on a deep cover mission like Matt Damon in The Departed.

 

[BulletProof]

Or when he lied about being a CO, then later changed it to he was a CO cause the big homie sent him on a deep cover mission like Matt Damon in The Departed.

This post had me dying.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I bet he was eating succulent crab meats whilst testifying

 

[TripleAgent]

All I'll say is Freeway Rick is a better man than me.

 

[Legal]

This is just as funny

Holy shyt.

I came in here expecting that video where he's kicking an acapella, and somebody slides him a pistol from offscreen to wave around, but this thread topped that.

 

[mobbinfms]

I bet he was eating succulent crab meats whilst testifying