I found a condom wrapper under the seat of my homie's wife's car as we were cleaning it out

[Buckeye Fever]

My nikka asked me if i wanted to roll wit him to the car wash to clean his wife's car out. I was like "cool"

We up at the car wash lookin like

and I'm cleaning under the seat and I see

I quickly grab it and throw it in the trash. I know it's not his(he will tell you magnums are too big for him). I just couldn't bring myself to show it to him.

We get back to their crib and he says "We cleaned out your car and washed it, bae." She hugged and kissed him and said "Thanks, hun!!!"

I just looked at her like

It's rare for a woman to be sloppy wit their cheating, but damn, y'all are some good actors. The way she thanked him for cleaning her car, you wouldn't suspect that she'd be a cheater.

 

[MillionMills]

Was it yours?

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Was it yours?

I would NEVER do my homie like that!

Because I'm married.

 

[MillionMills]

You not a good friend if you don't tell him though, bruh. She let Mr. Magnum come thru and crush the walls and you gon let him live in a lie?

 

[DreadBrown]

Why you know your man condom size my g?

 

[Buckeye Fever]

You not a good friend if you don't tell him though, bruh. She let Mr. Magnum come thru and crush the walls and you gon let him live in a lie?

True, but this nikka is emotionally unstable. No tellin what he'd do.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Why you know your man condom size my g

He let's it be know that he never fronted and bought magnums.

 

[Mowgli]

Last chick I fukked in the car said i needed to get her suspension and shocks repaired, so I bought her a BMX bike.

 

[JerkPork]

...which trash you throw it in? You should have thrown it in his bathroom trash and let him find it.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

...which trash you throw it in? You should have thrown it in his bathroom trash and let him find it.

Yo, real shyt I thought about that

 

[Mirin4rmfar]

He is not your friend. No man would let their friends live a lie.

 

[thewiz]

So you just not gonna tell your nikka? You gotta tell him, for all he knows she could be gettin piped again right now and who knows if she gonna use a rubber this time

 

[Nino Brown]

Go to the car wash with your boy and and help the sexy female staff out by cleaning up used rubbers from the interior

Brehs

 

[Grams]

I KNEW it was a @Buckeye Fever thread as soon as I seen the title

 

[Chris Cool]

so you help the broad instead of ya boy?