I fear for the safety of my future sons hairline :mjcry:

[↓R↑LYB]

Especially since male pattern baldness is inherited from the mother. I look at my girl's brother's hairline and he's already rocking the vegeta brehs......no way in hell he making it to 25 with his hairline in tact

And when I look at my girl I can already tell his shyt is gonna be pushed back before he makes it out of high school

As a future dad, it's my job to protect him from the dangers of the world, but how do I protect him from his own genetics

 

[joeychizzle]

Where I'm from.. we call it the magic M, because 1. the shape. 2. it disappears like a fukking magic trick

get him that caffeine shampoo and sharpie as a high school graduation gift :whyme:

 

[wet landscapes]

You could always try the morocco method elixirs
If they work on chemotherapy patients, I'm sure they would work on your son

 

[↓R↑LYB]

You could always try the morocco method elixirs
If they work on chemotherapy patients, I'm sure they would work on your son

He's not even here yet breh. I'm just trying to mentally prepare for the inevitable

 

[wet landscapes]

He's not even here yet breh. I'm just trying to mentally prepare for the inevitable

if he turns out to be handsome, he always has the choice to shave completely bald though

 

[↓R↑LYB]

if he turns out to be handsome, he always has the choice to shave completely bald though

His pops is reppin #UglyTeam though

 

[wet landscapes]

His pops is reppin #UglyTeam though

 

[skeetsinternal]

LMAO

 

[Jhoon]

Thank god baldness doesnt run in my family

 

[KravenMorehead™]

Kinda random, but kinda not

 

[CASHAPP]

why the OP always being dramatic about hairlines like you ain't got shyt like Just For Men out there

 

[↓R↑LYB]

why the OP always being dramatic about hairlines like you ain't got shyt like Just For Men out there

The hairline crisis is the most important issue facing our planet, and nobody wants to discuss it. Now I know how Jesus felt

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

I got dat hairline

 

[At30wecashout]

A good hairline is a black man's best defense against white supremacy.

Beleedat.

 

[ben anderson]

my worst fear in life is going bald.
im being dead serious