I farted hard on my first date

[Kabnis]

She was white. Really taken back. To her credit, she ignored it and kept the date going, but we both could tell that ish was awkward as hell. When do you think it's ok to freely fart with a woman? How long would you have had to know each other?

 

[MicIsGod]

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Outlaw]

She was white. Really taken back. To her credit, she ignored it and kept the date going, but we both could tell that ish was awkward as hell. When do you think it's ok to freely fart with a woman? How long would you have had to know each other?

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Damn you haven't figured out to take Gas-X before a first date, breh?

Other first date tips you may not know:

Clean and clip your nails.
Trim your nose hair.
Wash your car.

 

[ThatTruth777]

should have gave her the look after

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

I always have a shot of liquor at the house before I meet my date

 

[Kabnis]

Beer effs with my digestive system.

 

[ChrisDorner]

I always have a shot of liquor at the house before I meet my date

Does that prevent farts?

 

[Money Be Green]

 

[Entropy Fan]

I'd pretend like she was the one who farted for giggles.