I Don't Know Why More Women Aren't Lawyers..

SheWantTheD

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Cause in their minds they can rationalize and justify anything and everything.

Let's say your chick tells you her body count is 17.. well what about all the ones that she didn't count?

"It wasn't pleasurable so it didn't count" :mindblown:

"I didn't feel anything so it didn't count" :duck:

"I only gave him head so it didn't count" :rudy:

"I only gave him a handjob so it doesn't count" :camby:

"one night stands don't count" :wtf:

"vacation/summer flings don't count either" :shaq2:

"I didn't have an orgasm so it doesn't count" :dahell:

"He was 5'7 so that counts as half" :dead:

Point is it only counts if they were in a relationship with the dude for at least 6 months, enjoyed it, had an orgasm, genuinely liked the dude etc. If at least one of those are unchecked then it don't count :martin:

All the nikkas she done gave top too, stroked, got eaten out by don't count :wtf:. If she was an escort her clients don't count, her sugar daddies don't count :mjcry:
 

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Practicing law requires the ability to apply logic and legal precedent to facts. :AyeshaBish:
nikka, fukk that mean?! Unless your chick being a hoe been thru the grapevine or she doing freaky shyt in bed only a pro would know how to do, you really won't know breh.

Chicks out here with over 100 body counts got their dudes thinking they only been with less than 5 nikkas :damn:
 

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Woman mature faster than men. funny of all the hate.
 

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No...No, they don't.
:usure:

"The desire to continue in the practice of law is inversely proportionate to the size of firm in which a lawyer works, according to the survey. Sixty seven percent of lawyers in firms with 50-99 lawyers plan to continue practicing either full- or part-time. The same is true of 44% of lawyers in firms with 100-249 lawyers, 38% of lawyers in 250-499 lawyer firms and only 34% of lawyers in 500+ lawyer firms.

Male and female lawyers show clear differences in their retirement planning. Men are more likely to plan on a later retirement, while women are more likely to retire early or at retirement age. After retirement, men are more likely to continue working in the profession, while more women plan to work in other areas."


Lawyer Retirement Flash Survey - Altman Weil, Inc.
 
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