I don't date broke men: Woman get's mad her 1st date was a museum, don't fukk with taco🌮 truck, and ask for a ride home. Proceeds to the 🚍 stop. ✌🏾

Ezekiel 25:17

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But when you ask for p*ssy on the first night the gates of hell open up. :hhh:



You can't win as a man, might as well not even play.
 

zayk35

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But when you ask for p*ssy on the first night the gates of hell open up. :hhh:



You can't win as a man, might as well not even play.
On the real. Skit or not if a woman wants all these big flashy 1st dates and a minimum of 300 dollars spent on them. Then you damn right I'm asking for some puzzy. :yeshrug: if she don't fukk strangers, well then don't expect me to spend that type of money on a stranger.
 

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I know it's a skit, but I'd side with the woman if it were real. If you pick a museum you'd better be ready to have something interesting to say about the exhibits.
 

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If I take a bytch to Shmackin' Taco food truck she better consider that a gesture of love. We gonna sit at them little tables by the food truck and we gonna get to know each other
Too hot to be sitting out side and white castle has air conditioning and I can wow her with knowledge from my wildlife Treasury cards.. she'll be giving up the puss once she learns about the duckbill platypus 😎
 
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