was at a bar, but seated at a table with my girl. I had a few drinks and my girl left to go to the bathroom, so the demon was in me 
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I ordered another double and this cac couple next to me heard my order. The wife is a brehs dream. Truest definition of PAWG with ass you can see from the front while she sitting down
The husband smiled and nodded at me. I tip my glass to him because I would respectfully fuk his wife. He then says, "You can sure drink a lot, but SHE (points at his wife) will drink you under the table
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I've never heard that phrase before, but in my mind, it sound like she wanna suck my dik under the table
. I thought "am I about to get my dik sucked in public right now? 
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Not wit wifey comin back, so I have to wrap this up but get at these cacs later, so I respond, "after she drinks me under the table, I can eat her underneath that chair what's your number?"
They look visibly disgusted and start to fall back right as wifey comes out
I get paranoid about them telling my girl about the incident, so I scatter and drag her to the whip so fast that I forgot to pay the damn bill
What a stupid phrase to use
.I ordered another double and this cac couple next to me heard my order. The wife is a brehs dream. Truest definition of PAWG with ass you can see from the front while she sitting down
The husband smiled and nodded at me. I tip my glass to him because I would respectfully fuk his wife. He then says, "You can sure drink a lot, but SHE (points at his wife) will drink you under the table
"I've never heard that phrase before, but in my mind, it sound like she wanna suck my dik under the table
. I thought "am I about to get my dik sucked in public right now? "Not wit wifey comin back, so I have to wrap this up but get at these cacs later, so I respond, "after she drinks me under the table, I can eat her underneath that chair
what's your number?"They look visibly disgusted and start to fall back right as wifey comes out
I get paranoid about them telling my girl about the incident, so I scatter and drag her to the whip so fast that I forgot to pay the damn bill
What a stupid phrase to use
Slow down on the L playboy. You almost played yourself.