I came up with a revolutionary invention this weekend

[Houston911]

I woke up with some serious morning wood, my sh*t was harder than frozen steel. I went in the bathroom and contorted my body in all types of ways trying to angle myself at the toilet but I couldn't get it

Then a lightbulb went off. I ran outside to the backyard and let it fly

I need to figure out how to patent this

Am I the inventor or have people been doing this already?

 

[Y2Dre]

anddddd these are the nikkas we got moderating.


This is why st0rmfr0nt plants run rampant and go around one starring quality threads and fukking up the discussions.

 

[ADK]

idk bout yall but... my dikk has never been so hard that I can't aim it to the toilet

 

[Houston911]

anddddd these are the nikkas we got moderating.


This is why st0rmfr0nt plants run rampant and go around one starring quality threads and fukking up the discussions.

Quit crying hoe

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

idk bout yall but... my dikk has never been so hard that I can't aim it to the toilet

Have erectile dysfunction brehs

 

[ADK]

Have erectile dysfunction brehs

I wonder if my hardage has never reached its full potential now...

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

All you gotta do is flex another muscle to calm the morning wood down.

 

[Rawtid]

Picture of said morning wood so I can evaluate the accuracy and potential success of this "revolutionary inventon".

Also urine kills grass.

 

[unit321]

I woke up with some serious morning wood, my sh*t was harder than frozen steel. I went in the bathroom and contorted my body in all types of ways trying to angle myself at the toilet but I couldn't get it

Then a lightbulb went off. I ran outside to the backyard and let it fly

I need to figure out how to patent this

Am I the inventor or have people been doing this already?

Well, you can always take a plastic bottle and attach a flexible tube to the bottle top. Then, pee into the tube from the other end.

 

[ELITE]

So,you invented peeing outside?

 

[JasonSJackson]

lol

 

[Black]

How did I miss this LEGENDARY thread from the GAWD?

 

[innocentdevil]

Picture of said morning wood so I can evaluate the accuracy and potential success of this "revolutionary inventon".

Also urine kills grass.

This

 

[dennis roadman]

I woke up with some serious morning wood, my sh*t was harder than frozen steel. I went in the bathroom and contorted my body in all types of ways trying to angle myself at the toilet but I couldn't get it

Then a lightbulb went off. I ran outside to the backyard and let it fly

I need to figure out how to patent this

Am I the inventor or have people been doing this already?

i call that amish style.

me, i put an upside down u-pipe on my dikk and let it flow straight into the toilet

its physics

 

[Miggs]

breh gonna wonder why he got patches of brown in his lawn in a month...

destroy our lawn brehs...