I blew it with the new office girl

[Wildin]

No troll thread.........


shyt was going cool, nice day, good morning. I had a subway sub for breakfast. I went in the files room at work....the room is not too big but it isn't small...and I don't really do this but, I let one go, and it was pretty ripe. I had shut the file cabinet and turned around to leave when all of a sudden another manager stepped in the doorway. I had stepped forward to get out but he didn't move then from behind him like a shadow was a pretty lil brown ma.

I felt like I was outside of my body and I saw myself immediately go and my throat did that big gulp thing like in the movies. All the while he was like "This is Shaunee, she's our new paraprofessional. I'm just introducing her to all the people she might be working with."

She took one step in and extended her hand, I had just finished that gulp so my voice cracked when I said hi. We all kinda stood there for an awkward 3 seconds....then the a$$hole (other manager, not mine) was like "I'll finish showing you around..." and looked at me with a combo of

Later at lunch a nikka was like "that new girl ain't bad right " I'm like "She aight........."

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

No troll thread.........


shyt was going cool, nice day, good morning. I had a subway sub for breakfast. I went in the files room at work....the room is not too big but it isn't small...and I don't really do this but, I let one go, and it was pretty ripe. I had shut the file cabinet and turned around to leave when all of a sudden another manager stepped in the doorway. I had stepped forward to get out but he didn't move then from behind him like a shadow was a pretty lil brown ma.

I felt like I was outside of my body and I saw myself immediately go and my throat did that big gulp thing like in the movies. All the while he was like "This is Shaunee, she's our new paraprofessional. I'm just introducing her to all the people she might be working with."

She took one step in and extended her hand, I had just finished that gulp so my voice cracked when I said hi. We all kinda stood there for an awkward 3 seconds....then the a$$hole (other manager, not mine) was like "I'll finish showing you around..." and looked at me with a combo of

Later at lunch a nikka was like "that new girl ain't bad right " I'm like "She aight........."

you fukked up by not hitting her with the instead you went like

 

[PortCityProphet]

shoulda asked the manager why it smelled so bad in there. act like its a leak or something in the room or they forgot to take out the trash

 

[lachreyatarbabypits]

you fukked up by not hitting her with the instead you went like

 

[George Gooney]

this happened for the best, dont mix business with pleasure. focus on your paper nikka

 

[jab343irk]

I don't even fukk women I work with..too risky

 

[AkaDemiK]

this is your new life now

 

[Stress Welker]

Don't shyt where you eat.

 

[ROFL_GUY]

this happened for the best, dont mix business with pleasure. focus on your paper nikka

hollow life

 

[Lil Wango]

fukk what they sayin. U ain't blew shyt by fartin, pun intended. Just ease Yo way into it. Keep the shyt on the low. If yall do start fukkin around let her know yall cant bring that shyt to work, and yall gotta keep contact at work to a minimum.

 

[Cat piss martini]

next time you see her apologize to her for your
fat co-worked (always blame somebody fat) for
crop dusting your area....
let her know that who ever the fat he/she is
does nothing but eat pickled pig feet and 3 bean
burritos.

 

[Dr.seuss Swag]

 

[StraxStrax]

Watch more TV, it will guide in such matters

 

[newworldafro]

Don't shyt where you eat.

I see what you did there...................