hypothetical situation - you are Jeff Bezos

[unit321]

Based on one Instagram photo, if you were Jeff Bezos and had to pick a date, which one would it be?


1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

 

[jdubnyce]

#3

 

[hayesc0]

#6

 

[big bun]

3 or 6 based on photos. Would talk to all (except 4) to see where they head is at first though. Then make my decision after that.

 

[JQ Legend]

3 the only one and it's not even close except maybe 6

And is 4 even a woman?

 

[badboys11]

What the hell is number 4?

 

[Oatmeal]

Forget Jeff who is #6

Might have to make a move on that.

 

[Green negs and spam]

6 no doubt

 

[King Frost]

Based from what I know from tricking on regular hoes, pornstars and having regular girlfriends, lefty & righty would be my close friend.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[Maximus Rex]

#1

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

yeah we know why Lindsay graham wouldn't pick any of them

 

[Black Steph Curry]

Yall say 3 and 6 but Bezos would most likely pick 2

Also #6 is known for being unapologetic about tha use of tha word akata.

But tht shouldn't even matter since we're, you know, Jeff Bezos.

 

[unit321]

3 the only one and it's not even close except maybe 6

And is 4 even a woman?

4 is a man.

 

[Regular Developer]

Between 3 and 6. I'm leaning more towards 6. Tho I might go with 3 if I'm just white Jeff Bezos, cause I wouldn't want a coli thread showing pictures of #6, with a wait-for-it spoiler, lol