Hypothetical Question: So you're driving down the road and stop at a stop sign...

[HipHopStan]

So let's say that you're driving down the road, stop at a stop sign. Then, suddenly, out of nowhere, a man, obviously under the influence, whom you do not know, nor do you have any affiliation with, walks up to your vehicle and begins hitting it violently with a baseball bat. He's screaming, cursing, and just unloading on your vehicle. He puts dents on your hood, takes out the front license plate, and hits the glass, which cracks, and a few shards blow back into your front seat and on the passenger floor. Then, he goes back to hitting the hood.

What is going through your mind? What do you do? What do you do?

 

[stealthbomber]

let him do his damage. collect the check. get a new car

 

[Taadow]

He wouldn't get a chance to hit all of that on my car because I would do my durrndest to run him over.

 

[Harry Sax]

shoot him

 

[Malikthegod]

Reach for my glove compartment then send him to Satan.

 

[observe]

If it was my ex girl friends care I would him

 

[Cat piss martini]

let that legal loud and ugly rock him to sleep..

 

[observe]

let that legal loud and ugly rock him to sleep..

I'll rock you to sleep with my fist sucka

 

[kash10003]

i guess in this hypothetical scenario I don't have the use of lower limbs or someshyt that I can't use to accelerate?

 

[Cat piss martini]

Some nights I get so drunk and horny that I jack off with a compact mirror aimed at my own bootyhole

you are your fathers son

scust.

 

[observe]

you are your fathers son

scust.

Better than being my mom's daughter........like u

 

[HipHopStan]

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