How to tell if women are old or not

[#StarkSet]

Since women always lie about their age and try to trick us men by wearing copious amounts of makeup to hide them imperfections and age. There are 2 easy ways to find out if they are old or not by just looking at them in certain spots.




First way is to look at their neck, if that shyt is wrinkled and loose looking like a old vagina, that bytch is old as shyt, I don't care how young her face looks



Second way is to look at their hands, if them shyts are wrinkled up, that bytch is old as shyt, again I don't care how young her face looks





Dap ya boy up

 

[Chief]

I'm fukking either way

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

feets

 

[TXTrill1]

look at them knees

 

[Emperor Sol]

The sharpness of her elbows

 

[Diondon]

Her AARP card

 

[FaTaL]

firmness of the tittays

 

[Virtuous_Brotha]

how far them t*ts are from above the ground

 

[Bob Loblaw]

look that bytch in the right eyebrow, tells you everything you need to know

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Hands every time.

 

[filial_piety]

look at the hands & Neck

 

[Majestic Pape]

Ask her what her favorite cartoon was coming up.

If she says Bugs Bunny, hit her with the

 

[King Poetic]

clothes, music, lifestyle and by the way they talk

 

[UserNameless]

clothes, music, lifestyle and by the way they talk

True.


I'll add the style of dress, hairstyle, presence of crows feet (wrinkles around the sides of the eyes) and overall presentation of themselves if you see them in public...presence of FUPA (fat upper p*ssy area, although some younger chix with kids have this), general demeanor...

 

[teeswinger]

Hate them old ass woman hands.