This is not a fukking sport. this is goddamn ribbon ballet. This is goddamn YARNHOP. Hopping around all nimbly bimbly like with a piece of string isn't athletic. Might as well have judges go to every country's ballet and judge them rather than this goofy shyt.
Also, I do believe it's abouit time we got rid of these bullshyt subjective competitions. Yeah, you can try to make it sound all fair and scientific, but in the end you're full of shyt. I've watched hours and hours of this diving, gymnastics, and yarnhop. It's all the fukking same, unless someone goofs. It's all a game of favorites. Which is kinda bullshyt, because the onlky reason these events were added in the first place, is because America was raping everyone in medals, and the IOC wanted to give the other countries something to do to feel good about themeselves. Of course it was pointless, we don't fukk around to save weaker coutnry's feelings (and neither does Russia).
anyway, yarnhop sucks.