How the hell did Yokozuna not murder someone with the Banzai Drop?

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If you notice, Yoko basically does a falling squat on a person. While it looks like death from the human eye, the wrestler is relatively safe while he does the move because there's no weight being put onto the body. It just a falling tea bag:dame:. Now this jobber however wanted to fukk with Yoko and the boys in the back and well...this is what it looks like without being safe:

 

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A 500-600 pound man jumping from the second rope onto someone’s chest. This dude could have broken his foot or lost his footing, then BAM! :mindblown:

why would anyone take this bump? :mindblown:

These Samoans have something different in their body structure. :damn:
"RIGHT IN THE CHEST! I SWEAR TO GOD That WILL STOP YOUR HEART"- Jim Ross
 

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If you notice, Yoko basically does a falling squat on a person. While it looks like death from the human eye, the wrestler is relatively safe while he does the move because there's no weight being put onto the body. It just a falling tea bag:dame:. Now this jobber however wanted to fukk with Yoko and the boys in the back and well...this is what it looks like without being safe:


Hahahaha!!!!
 

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:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
 

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If you notice, Yoko basically does a falling squat on a person. While it looks like death from the human eye, the wrestler is relatively safe while he does the move because there's no weight being put onto the body. It just a falling tea bag:dame:. Now this jobber however wanted to fukk with Yoko and the boys in the back and well...this is what it looks like without being safe:



is that really the story behind this?
 

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If you notice, Yoko basically does a falling squat on a person. While it looks like death from the human eye, the wrestler is relatively safe while he does the move because there's no weight being put onto the body. It just a falling tea bag:dame:. Now this jobber however wanted to fukk with Yoko and the boys in the back and well...this is what it looks like without being safe:



Be disrespectful and have a 500 lb man teabag you


BTW I remember being stuck in the house because of that snow storm
 

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Off topic and not nearly the same thing, but I still don’t understand how they work the coup de grace. Even if he picks his legs up at the last second to soften the blow, they’re still landing on his chest from pretty high up
 

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Off topic and not nearly the same thing, but I still don’t understand how they work the coup de grace. Even if he picks his legs up at the last second to soften the blow, they’re still landing on his chest from pretty high up
he holds on to the rope, so no pressure. also, when he lets go of the rope, hes now in a squatted position, hands on knees to take pressure off bottom.
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