ThrobbingHood
Breh&Breh Associates™
Long story short, my neighbor is the ultimate c00n. Imagine a Jamaican Uncle Ruckus on butter biscuit steroids. He’s done so many bytch ass nikka things, that I would have to make another thread just to list them.
Put it this way. He’s such a piece of shyt, his wife divorced him in her late 60s. Do you know how much of an insufferable cretin you have to be for a God fearing Jamaican woman to divorce you at that age? She’d rather struggle and start again late in life, than to wait it out until he croaked.
Anyways, his own children don’t even visit him. He’s a “Yessa boss” knee cap sucking boot licking c00n. On God I hate him with every particle of my body. I’ve had to curse him out a few times and I’ve ignored him for a good year.
Moving on, I was on my way home from the gym. And I see this fool walking towards me from at least a couple of hundred feet. Now I’ve got 20/20 vision and I could just make out it was him. This piece of shyt has cataracts. So I decided to take a detour to avoid passing him.
Literally 3 minutes later, I’m walking towards to my home and this fool is standing outside my driveway.
Bear in mind he was a good two minutes from my home and he has a walking stick. This fool definitely saw me and rushed back to my home to try and ambush me.
Now because I was walking from the opposite end of my street, I had the drop on him and he didn’t see me.
I was gonna go and tell him to get the fukk off my driveway but me being King Petty, I walked in the opposite direction and went to the park. I had some time, some beef jerky and sunshine. I can wait until he gets bored.
I come back 40 minutes later, THIS FOOL IS STILL THERE!!!
He’s got a bad leg and walking stick, but he was determined to annoy me with some bullshyt. Where do these old decrepit c00ns muster this strength from?
I’m standing there waiting for his knee to buckle. He was determined to catch me out but again, he didn’t know I had the drop on him. I stood there for 10 minutes in disbelief thinking “Damn nikka, you really having NOTHING better to do?”
At this point, it’s been nearly an hour. I’m not conceding defeat. I’m way too petty to lose at this point. I decide to walk the block again for another 20 minutes. I get back, HE’S STILL THERE!!!!
Maybe 10 minutes later, I can see his legs wobbling. I’m praying so hard this fool falls over so I can walk right over him into my house. He gives up walks back into his home.
Yeah, I know i’m petty but I’m not giving him the satisfaction of one second of my words. I hope he damaged the one good kneecap he had left.
fukking c00n!
Put it this way. He’s such a piece of shyt, his wife divorced him in her late 60s. Do you know how much of an insufferable cretin you have to be for a God fearing Jamaican woman to divorce you at that age? She’d rather struggle and start again late in life, than to wait it out until he croaked.
Anyways, his own children don’t even visit him. He’s a “Yessa boss” knee cap sucking boot licking c00n. On God I hate him with every particle of my body. I’ve had to curse him out a few times and I’ve ignored him for a good year.
Moving on, I was on my way home from the gym. And I see this fool walking towards me from at least a couple of hundred feet. Now I’ve got 20/20 vision and I could just make out it was him. This piece of shyt has cataracts. So I decided to take a detour to avoid passing him.
Literally 3 minutes later, I’m walking towards to my home and this fool is standing outside my driveway.
Bear in mind he was a good two minutes from my home and he has a walking stick. This fool definitely saw me and rushed back to my home to try and ambush me.Now because I was walking from the opposite end of my street, I had the drop on him and he didn’t see me.
I was gonna go and tell him to get the fukk off my driveway but me being King Petty, I walked in the opposite direction and went to the park. I had some time, some beef jerky and sunshine. I can wait until he gets bored.
I come back 40 minutes later, THIS FOOL IS STILL THERE!!!
He’s got a bad leg and walking stick, but he was determined to annoy me with some bullshyt. Where do these old decrepit c00ns muster this strength from?I’m standing there waiting for his knee to buckle. He was determined to catch me out but again, he didn’t know I had the drop on him. I stood there for 10 minutes in disbelief thinking “Damn nikka, you really having NOTHING better to do?”
At this point, it’s been nearly an hour. I’m not conceding defeat. I’m way too petty to lose at this point. I decide to walk the block again for another 20 minutes. I get back, HE’S STILL THERE!!!!
Maybe 10 minutes later, I can see his legs wobbling. I’m praying so hard this fool falls over so I can walk right over him into my house. He gives up walks back into his home.
Yeah, I know i’m petty but I’m not giving him the satisfaction of one second of my words. I hope he damaged the one good kneecap he had left.
fukking c00n!
then runs on here for validation cause he knows he'll get it from the weirdos and dregs.
