How Many?

[Kasgoinjail]

How many Aunties do you have Coli family?

Do you have more on your paternal/maternal sides?

Do you have none?

Do you have any uncles that's transformed into aunts?

Do you have a favourite titi and do they all get along?

This thread was inspired by Mother's Day which is tomorrow in the UK

 

[Kasgoinjail]

Oh yh I have like 8 or something crazy

4 on mum's side
4 on dad's side

 

[Cat piss martini]

Answer her mutha fukkas!

 

[Kasgoinjail]

Answer her mutha fukkas!

I answered myself

Everyone must be sleep or hungover...

And cups up to you Mr Martini, just because

 

[Kasgoinjail]

@King_Kamala61

Leave the battlefield alone for a second and answer me hun

 

[CopiousX]

My halves are polar opposites.

3 aunts and one uncle on one side and 3 uncles and one aunt on the other side.



No decepticons in my bloodline, we dont do transformers



I was the only male in the cousin generation, so i ended up being the favorite of all the aunts on both sides. So no favorite aunt for me; since they doted equally. I was lowkey the son they always wanted, but never got.

 

[Kasgoinjail]

My halves are polar opposites.

3 aunts and one uncle on one side and 3 uncles and one aunt on the other side.



No decepticons in my bloodline, we dont do transformers



I was the only male in the cousin generation, so i ended up being the favorite of all the aunts on both sides. So no favorite aunt for me; since they doted equally. I was lowkey the son they always wanted, but never got.

That must have been interesting growing up with so many women in ur gen.

Do u find ur closer to aunts on maternal or paternal?

I got one on each side that I'm particularly close to

 

[Neuromancer]

Only one on my mom's side. My aunt on my Dad's side passed in an accident two decades ago.

 

[DreadBrown]

4 on both sides

Not counting the outside babies

 

[CopiousX]

That must have been interesting growing up with so many women in ur gen.

Family Reunions were crazy boring tho.

It wasnt so bad when we were toddlers, but as they grew up they discovered my tolerance for beauty talk, boy talk, doll talk etc was nearly zero.


More than one female cousin took the initiative to break into my wardrobe and rearrange or toss out clothing they thought was tacky without telling me

Do u find ur closer to aunts on maternal or paternal?

I got one on each side that I'm particularly close to

About the same most of my life , but as i got older, i kinda gravitated slightly more to to my one aunt on my mother's side instead of the 3 aunts on my dad's side because she seemed more normal and approachable.The ones on my father's side are social climbers on steroids. One gynocologist, a pharmacist, and an investment banker.








And it was like talking to Will Smith's family from fresh prince vs talking to the family matters family. What do i mean here?


When asked how im doing in school, one aunt would be perfectly fine with me saying i get A(s) and B(s) and reply "thats cool, little man" ,





while the other three aunts would be like , "but how many clubs are you the president of? And what is your class Rank, @CopiousX !?"

 

[Devilinurear]

Oh yh I have like 8 or something crazy

4 on mum's side
4 on dad's side

That's it
Got like 8 or 9 on both sides

 

[melraH]

Pandemic did a number on my pops side Lost Both of them less than 90 days apart. R.I.P,
on my momma side got 2 left , I have a gang of uncle's thought all married so I got more "political" aunties than a Mugg.

 

[Kasgoinjail]

That's it
Got like 8 or 9 on both sides

Oh wow big family

I have way more l uncles on my mother's side

My dad side have more money but are more down to earth
My mums side got less money and hoity toity af loool

I lost 2 aunts in 2024
Just wanna say a happy Heavenly mothers day to them 🕊🕊

And all the other titi's that took on the role of surrogate mothers when needed ❣

 

[tuckgod]

I have 20+ aunties and 2 titis

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

No Optimus primes in my family