How many times a day do you thank Jesus for dying for your sins?

[Sounds of CACness]

 

[zerozero]

I am a strict calvinist who believes I wasn't chosen. So

 

[Resident Geordie]

If Jesus died for my sins i can keep sinning and everything's cool, right? even my sin of not believing in him, amirite?

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

none, im not a goddamn loon

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

OP has the GOAT screen name.

 

[the cac mamba]

i dont believe that theres a jewish space zombie who im eternally indebted to for dying for my "sins". if you do, you are an idiot. i dont care if thats someones belief, theyre still a fool.

 

[Still@it]

i dont believe that theres a jewish space zombie who im eternally indebted to for dying for my "sins". if you do, you are an idiot. i dont care if thats someones belief, theyre still a fool.

Yo son...I am literally dying laughing...beyond hilarious!