How is CM Punk taken seriously with that body of his?

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No ocean but he got some female thighs and he wears little female panty size tights. Dude has no real definition, he just toned up his frail skinny body and when he wears the hoody, i think of a college loner heading to a 8am class in the rain.

Its clear this guy gets over on his mic skills but i dont see how the show revolves around this short order cook.

I think he is the frailest main heel champion ever in major wrestling history

his body irritates me. He needs to go back to wearing decked out basketball shorts.

You Punk stans know its true, Heyman is bigger than him
 

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Very Very homoerotic, but id say thank MMA. Some of them guys look just the same yet are some of the most brutally efficient engines of asswhooping walking the planet. Add in his moveset and he becomes. pretty believable
 

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He isnt thats why he cant lead a clique or draw real ratings/money.Its why he walked thru comic con and it took the crowd an eternity to recognize him. Its why most of his feuds outside yawn cena's are pretty forgettable. Hes one of those dudes that attracts fans with an inferiority complex.They know his limitation but gas him up anyway to spite the roid heads and larger than life characters we have come to associate with rasslin
 

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not everyone can be built like rick rude



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No ocean but he got some female thighs and he wears little female panty size tights. Dude has no real definition, he just toned up his frail skinny body and when he wears the hoody, i think of a college loner heading to a 8am class in the rain.

Its clear this guy gets over on his mic skills but i dont see how the show revolves around this short order cook.

I think he is the frailest main heel champion ever in major wrestling history

his body irritates me. He needs to go back to wearing decked out basketball shorts.

You Punk stans know its true, Heyman is bigger than him

:laugh: Quote of the day

Add in his moveset and he becomes. pretty believable

He's not out there striking like KENTA or Regal. He does lazy forearms and can't do a elbow drop consistently. He's no prime Royce Gracie or no shyt. He didn't look tough but he was knocking nyggas out left and right or should I say he was making them tap and cry in that octagon.
 
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