So it was 97, and me and my friends where a hour from TDot(Wasaga) at a random kegger party(I was in my young teens).
Whatever, whatever. A couple of joy riders got word and ended up at the party at about 2am. So we where all fukked up.
Now, my boys where dope boys at the time, so they demand a ride when they showed up. No Problem the Joyriders said, "here is a van".
"fukking right" me and one of my close friend says.
So what ever what ever, we drive the shyt out of this van. But I say "I can get this bytch up to 150 km a hour".
So I am like "watch me". My friend is like
lets see...
So I gun this bytch down a old back road up north from Toronto. And b/c this Van has no radio or nothing and it is 97 we are rapping How High(Meth/Redman)
And I drive this van straight into a tree. Now my friend with no seat belt just happens to have his feet on the dash board and his seat breaks back so he is cool.
Me I have my seatbelt on but the engine comes straight through the dash right to my throat.
The first words I hear after this life changing moment.....
."Motherfukker Killer, you just crashed this bytch in front of my grandmothers house"...
Any stories add on..
Whatever, whatever. A couple of joy riders got word and ended up at the party at about 2am. So we where all fukked up.
Now, my boys where dope boys at the time, so they demand a ride when they showed up. No Problem the Joyriders said, "here is a van".
"fukking right" me and one of my close friend says.
So what ever what ever, we drive the shyt out of this van. But I say "I can get this bytch up to 150 km a hour".
So I am like "watch me". My friend is like

So I gun this bytch down a old back road up north from Toronto. And b/c this Van has no radio or nothing and it is 97 we are rapping How High(Meth/Redman)
And I drive this van straight into a tree. Now my friend with no seat belt just happens to have his feet on the dash board and his seat breaks back so he is cool.
Me I have my seatbelt on but the engine comes straight through the dash right to my throat.
The first words I hear after this life changing moment.....
."Motherfukker Killer, you just crashed this bytch in front of my grandmothers house"...

Any stories add on..