"Oh look - a new girl! I should take her to lunch."
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"Gosh, New Girl is so nice. No wonder everybody likes New Girl."
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"Hmmm, everybody likes New Girl a lot. Not better than me though, right?"
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"You know, I'm not sure why everyone thinks New Girl is such hot shyt. Come to think of it, I don't like the way she does X, or Y, or Z at all. And her skirt today is ridiculously short. Who wears that to the office? Not that I'd expect the MEN to have a problem with it."
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"What the fukk is New Girl doing? She totally screwed up X! I am going to chew her out. Being cute might cut it with the boys but not with me."
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"OK, so she didn't screw it up. But she still totally should have kept me in the loop about what she is doing. Now she has gone and made an ass of me because she can't communicate. If I were one of the boys, you had better believe she would have told me wtf she was doing before she did it."
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"I'm glad BigBoss dropped by my office to talk about promoting New Girl. Talk about thinking with the wrong head! But it's not like I threw her under a bus or anything. In fact, I said a lot of really nice things about her before I told him that I think she might have done a better job on Z account if she hadn't been so distracted by her personal issues and that I just think the poor thing is so upset lately her attention to detail might not be there even thought it TOTALLY isn't her fault and we should all work to help her out."
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"Gosh, BigBoss is really picking New Girl's work apart lately. I knew he would realize eventually. Poor New Girl. Maybe I should take her to lunch"
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"Although I will admit it is nice to have BigBoss relying on me again. And New Girl is never going to get invited to the softball league if she doesn't smile more. Skirt length notwithstanding, who wants to hang out with someone who is stressed out and half in tears all the time?"
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"Oh dear, I hated to tell BigBoss I still don't think she is performing. Apparently, everyone else in her evaluations thought she had greatly improved. I sure hope that doesn't cause her any trouble. I'd hate to see her..."
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"Geez, fired? Poor thing. Though really, she brought it on herself. Bye, New Girl!"
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"Gosh, New Girl is so nice. No wonder everybody likes New Girl."
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"Hmmm, everybody likes New Girl a lot. Not better than me though, right?"
...
"You know, I'm not sure why everyone thinks New Girl is such hot shyt. Come to think of it, I don't like the way she does X, or Y, or Z at all. And her skirt today is ridiculously short. Who wears that to the office? Not that I'd expect the MEN to have a problem with it."
...
"What the fukk is New Girl doing? She totally screwed up X! I am going to chew her out. Being cute might cut it with the boys but not with me."
...
"OK, so she didn't screw it up. But she still totally should have kept me in the loop about what she is doing. Now she has gone and made an ass of me because she can't communicate. If I were one of the boys, you had better believe she would have told me wtf she was doing before she did it."
...
"I'm glad BigBoss dropped by my office to talk about promoting New Girl. Talk about thinking with the wrong head! But it's not like I threw her under a bus or anything. In fact, I said a lot of really nice things about her before I told him that I think she might have done a better job on Z account if she hadn't been so distracted by her personal issues and that I just think the poor thing is so upset lately her attention to detail might not be there even thought it TOTALLY isn't her fault and we should all work to help her out."
...
"Gosh, BigBoss is really picking New Girl's work apart lately. I knew he would realize eventually. Poor New Girl. Maybe I should take her to lunch"
...
"Although I will admit it is nice to have BigBoss relying on me again. And New Girl is never going to get invited to the softball league if she doesn't smile more. Skirt length notwithstanding, who wants to hang out with someone who is stressed out and half in tears all the time?"
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"Oh dear, I hated to tell BigBoss I still don't think she is performing. Apparently, everyone else in her evaluations thought she had greatly improved. I sure hope that doesn't cause her any trouble. I'd hate to see her..."
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"Geez, fired? Poor thing. Though really, she brought it on herself. Bye, New Girl!"
