How do you get a job?

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No one real told me how. Everyone said to to school and get good grades so you can find a job. But I failed most things at school and left early.

So how do I get a job. Now bear in mind there's over 50 people applying for the minimum wage jobs that I'm applying for.

Never had an interview. Never had a call back. Never had a job.
 

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make sure your resume looks good, and dont be picky if its your first jobs

before i didnt have my first jobs I was looking at all these nice offices or fancy place to work at and i was just handing out resumes and shaking there hands, it took me a while to find out that I was wasting my time.

I had my first job at a grocery store as a bagger when I applied online, grocery stores have tons of departments like deli, bakery, seafood, stock, produce, etc so there is more opprotunity for a job,

look at snag a job & craigslist and apply
 

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1. Show up dress well
2. Annoy them
3. Annoy them
4. Search for an internship to gain experience
5. Annoy again
 

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make sure your resume looks good, and dont be picky if its your first jobs

before i didnt have my first jobs I was looking at all these nice offices or fancy place to work at and i was just handing out resumes and shaking there hands, it took me a while to find out that I was wasting my time.

I had my first job at a grocery store as a bagger when I applied online, grocery stores have tons of departments like deli, bakery, seafood, stock, produce, etc so there is more opprotunity for a job,

look at snag a job & craigslist and apply

my resume has nothing on it so i cant even get a grocery store job. mcdonalds turn me down.
 

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Go agency, try to get on a post room in the city (Liverpool st, westend, canary wharf, etc), then try your hardest to get into a decent department.

I done this at 18, was working in IT help desk at 21, found I didn't likd it and took redundancy at 25 (21 grand :ohlawd:) and switched careers.
 

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i would like to have a job where i don't have to interact with customers really...so what does that leave me?
 

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Go agency, try to get on a post room in the city (Liverpool st, westend, canary wharf, etc), then try your hardest to get into a decent department.

I done this at 18, was working in IT help desk at 21, found I didn't likd it and took redundancy at 25 (21 grand :ohlawd:) and switched careers.

what agency?

i would like to have a job where i don't have to interact with customers really...so what does that leave me?

what about warehouse jobs? stocking at supermarkets? i wish i could get these jobs but even they wont hire me :wow:

make your resume stand out somehow

how when there is nothing to put on it?
 

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what agency?



what about warehouse jobs? stocking at supermarkets? i wish i could get these jobs but even they wont hire me :wow:



how when there is nothing to put on it?
hmm maybe a ware house, i don't want to to work at a supermarket

i want a job that's easy to get that won't be looked down upon
 
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