iamstr8fire
Apex Predator
I posted this in a locker room thread and one of the tsc cats told me I should throw it up in here for y'all to laugh at.
I was talking to my cousin today and for whatever reason I thought about when we found his pop's porn stash. Funny thing is his dad was a super religious dude too. In our church he was EASILY the top deacon and next in line to be the preacher.
One day he sent us out to his work truck to pick up a few tools. The deed shouldn't have taken more than 3 minutes max. His instructions were to look behind the seat, pick up the tools, and bring them back. When we pushed the seat back we found 4 or 5 Juggs (or something like that) magazines. This was back in the mid 90's when porn mags were still viable. Uncle was into some weird ish too b/c these weren't the smooth in-shape PAWGS from like playboy. These were 45-60 year old wrinkly chicks with looooong chewed up titties and such.
I aint gonna lie, I still looked through all the pictures though
. 'Twas my first time with full access to porn.
We came back to the house like 10 minutes later and he goes 'what took so long'. Me and my cousin both had that look like
. I started laughing and he got that look on his face like 
I gotta keep these lil nigglets quiet.
He immediately goes into negotiation mode and starts trying to offer us food and other little stuff. Then I remembered that he had been stonewalling us on Wrestlemania 12. To us that ish was like the Super Bowl. Me and cuz had already talked about basically blackmailing him into buying it, but cuz froze up at the moment of truth.
Cuz tried to let him slide easy with some rented games, but I was like nah Unc. What you got on that Wrestlemania???? He paused for a second and then gave in.
That iron man match was piff too.
I was talking to my cousin today and for whatever reason I thought about when we found his pop's porn stash. Funny thing is his dad was a super religious dude too. In our church he was EASILY the top deacon and next in line to be the preacher.
One day he sent us out to his work truck to pick up a few tools. The deed shouldn't have taken more than 3 minutes max. His instructions were to look behind the seat, pick up the tools, and bring them back. When we pushed the seat back we found 4 or 5 Juggs (or something like that) magazines. This was back in the mid 90's when porn mags were still viable. Uncle was into some weird ish too b/c these weren't the smooth in-shape PAWGS from like playboy. These were 45-60 year old wrinkly chicks with looooong chewed up titties and such.
I aint gonna lie, I still looked through all the pictures though
. 'Twas my first time with full access to porn.We came back to the house like 10 minutes later and he goes 'what took so long'. Me and my cousin both had that look like
. I started laughing and he got that look on his face like I gotta keep these lil nigglets quiet.He immediately goes into negotiation mode and starts trying to offer us food and other little stuff. Then I remembered that he had been stonewalling us on Wrestlemania 12. To us that ish was like the Super Bowl. Me and cuz had already talked about basically blackmailing him into buying it, but cuz froze up at the moment of truth.
Cuz tried to let him slide easy with some rented games, but I was like nah Unc. What you got on that Wrestlemania???? He paused for a second and then gave in.
That iron man match was piff too.
