Houston Texans Thread 2021 - Caserio Picking Up The Pieces

[Playaz Eyez]

I'm mostly making this thread cause I'm pissed, and I know there are some Texans fans on here.

ol shytty game managing ass. QB guru huh? Then why are we running the ball on literally every 1st down??? EVERY team knows this and where we go, running into 8 guys in the box.
Not calling the timeout last week on that Gronk catch, when everyone in the damn stadium knew that was a shaky catch, INCLUDING THE PATRIOTS, which is why they sprinted to the line. how do you get beat by 2008 wildcat plays and Blaine Gabbart not even throwing the ball much??? Bill O'Brien CLEARLY needs an offensive coordinator by his side, cause he's in over his head trying to do everything by himself. Someone from the outside needs to do it, cause I can't take anymore of his homies from previous teams coming aboard.

And this motherfukker can't wait til karma hits him. I'm hoping that karma is in the form of Hopkins catching a game-winning TD, crashing into Bob McNair's legs and tears all his knee ligaments, and the training staff scoops his carcass off the ground and send it up I-45 to be with his best friend Jerry.

Kevin Johnson just suckshe was very good his rookie year, highly promising. Then injuries and concussions hit, and it's curtains for him. He's turned into rookie year Kareem Jackson. He's a complete liability on the field

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Let's just beat the Giants this week, then even the season up the following week, then truly turn this season around. It's awful to be in a whole like this already, but there's 14 more games left.

 

[Playaz Eyez]

Hopefully BOB realizes this and maximizes the running game

 

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

Hopefully BOB realizes this and maximizes the running game

#1 rushing yards per play? Couldn’t tell with that shytty offense.

Bill o’Brien about to be fired

 

[Based Lord Zedd]

They haven't played a home game yet so they can still bounce back...

Spoiler

to being a team that finishes with 9-12 wins and gets bounced out the playoffs early
fukk the texans!

 

[Playaz Eyez]

They haven't played a home game yet so they can still bounce back...

Spoiler

to being a team that finishes with 9-12 wins and gets bounced out the playoffs early
fukk the texans!

Colts or die?? fukk youopposing fans in the city are shyttier than Bill O'Brien

#1 rushing yards per play? Couldn’t tell with that shytty offense.

Bill o’Brien about to be fired

I know

 

[Spence]

Both were very winnable games. Don’t fumble on the first play of the season and it goes to OT.

Don’t throw 2 50/50 balls into the end zone for INTs and you win that game. Titans had to resort to college and pop warner fuccery to beat us.

Not worried. Watson has shy legs and doesn’t want to run making defenses scramble, I’m guessing he doesn’t trust his repaired knee just yet. He’s also a hair late on the trigger in delivering the ball because he’s rusty. They should’ve played the 1’s a LOT more in preseason to work off the rust for both sides of the ball.

Giants non conference tune up game is exactly what we need. Even if we don’t get the W it won’t hurt us much since it’s non conference. That being said, the Jags look like the REAL fkn deal this year

 

[Scientific]

I haven't stepped into a Texans thread in a yr. Until O'brien is out. I dont have much faith.

 

[Playaz Eyez]

I haven't stepped into a Texans thread in a yr. Until O'brien is out. I dont have much faith.

I don't know if there was a Texans thread last year, but with 9 games of Tom Savage, it wasn't needed.

 

[Based Lord Zedd]

Colts or die?? fukk youopposing fans in the city are shyttier than Bill O'Brien

I moved to Houston, that doesn't mean I have to support their trash squads.
Best part is Colts come down here once a year to beat up the Texans!

 

[Playaz Eyez]

I moved to Houston, that doesn't mean I have to support their trash squads.
Best part is Colts come down here once a year to beat up the Texans!

Alright, I’ll cut you some slack on that, assumed you were one of those losers that been in Houston forever but roots for other squads cause your dad brought you a souvenir from out of town or something. Still fukk the Colts either wayLuck’s shoulder should be fried in the next two weeks

 

[Playaz Eyez]

Both were very winnable games. Don’t fumble on the first play of the season and it goes to OT.

Don’t throw 2 50/50 balls into the end zone for INTs and you win that game. Titans had to resort to college and pop warner fuccery to beat us.

Not worried. Watson has shy legs and doesn’t want to run making defenses scramble, I’m guessing he doesn’t trust his repaired knee just yet. He’s also a hair late on the trigger in delivering the ball because he’s rusty. They should’ve played the 1’s a LOT more in preseason to work off the rust for both sides of the ball.

Giants non conference tune up game is exactly what we need. Even if we don’t get the W it won’t hurt us much since it’s non conference. That being said, the Jags look like the REAL fkn deal this year

BOB outsmarted himself keeping so many of the starters (particularly on offense) in bubble wrap. At this point down 0-2, that’s them finishing preseason, and now the can presumably get to playing for real.

Look at this shyt. You shouldn’t have these stats and lose.

 

[Playaz Eyez]

Coutee is looking like a myth at this point

 

[Spence]

The hell is Heath in the bench for? He did better than Dunn last week stuffing the run

 

[Playaz Eyez]

The fukking Giants....

 

[Playaz Eyez]

I haven't stepped into a Texans thread in a yr. Until O'brien is out. I dont have much faith.

Coming back to this again, looks like you’re correct. Both him and Bob McNair are a cancer to this team, deeply ingrained in them. That explosiveness they had at the beginning of last year has been replaced with some bogged down garbage and predictability.