Let's say you have a someone you've been dating for a week or so. You haven't went all the way, but you have kissed. She/He (no homo) is coming over for dinner. I think when someone comes over to your home, on average you have a 50/50 chance of them staying over :Shaq.
If your place is clean and smells great you're chances of getting in improves dramatically. Definitely you want to impress them. I've been down this road many of times here in the DMV. I shoot a very high percentage, so here are a few tips and tricks I use that seems to help me a lot.
TIPS
1. First thing first, clean your damn house! This living area, kitchen and bedroom must be clean and smell get. Boil some Fabolouso or Gain Apple Mango dish detergent with water. The carpet powder works pretty good too.
2. The atmosphere need to be right when she enters. You should have on some nice jeans and nice snug RL Polo tshirt and some YSL or Issey Miyake cologne. Do some pushups too.
3. You need to have one or two dishes you can do really well. Can't go wrong with Pasta with Chicken or Seafood. (white wine)
. BONUS If a chick drinks 2 glasses of wine at dinner and you get her to drink a mix drink (Vodka or Tequila) during a movie or something, your chances of a great night increase.
4. Have some fruit or icecream for later. If you can feed each other grapes, you're in there.
5. The selection of the movie can be very important. I usually go for something new or a horror. Or a personal favorites she's never seen. Good comedies seems to loosen everyone up.
Remember to keep them drinks flowing during the movies.
6. During the movies, somehow the *wink, wink* the temperature in the room should drop. You need to have a nice plush small blanket, washed in the finest of fabric softeners, to offer her.
7. Now that you're nice and cozy, it times to start seeing what's up. She should have her shoes off and be snuggling up to you something seriously. If not, you might need to bailout and call a jumpoff and salvage your night before it's too late.
Disclaimer: It's 230am, I'm working night-shift. I think this is a good topic, greater for recovering simps and lames.
If your place is clean and smells great you're chances of getting in improves dramatically. Definitely you want to impress them. I've been down this road many of times here in the DMV. I shoot a very high percentage, so here are a few tips and tricks I use that seems to help me a lot.
TIPS
1. First thing first, clean your damn house! This living area, kitchen and bedroom must be clean and smell get. Boil some Fabolouso or Gain Apple Mango dish detergent with water. The carpet powder works pretty good too.
2. The atmosphere need to be right when she enters. You should have on some nice jeans and nice snug RL Polo tshirt and some YSL or Issey Miyake cologne. Do some pushups too.
3. You need to have one or two dishes you can do really well. Can't go wrong with Pasta with Chicken or Seafood. (white wine)
. BONUS If a chick drinks 2 glasses of wine at dinner and you get her to drink a mix drink (Vodka or Tequila) during a movie or something, your chances of a great night increase.
4. Have some fruit or icecream for later. If you can feed each other grapes, you're in there.
5. The selection of the movie can be very important. I usually go for something new or a horror. Or a personal favorites she's never seen. Good comedies seems to loosen everyone up.
Remember to keep them drinks flowing during the movies.
6. During the movies, somehow the *wink, wink* the temperature in the room should drop. You need to have a nice plush small blanket, washed in the finest of fabric softeners, to offer her.
7. Now that you're nice and cozy, it times to start seeing what's up. She should have her shoes off and be snuggling up to you something seriously. If not, you might need to bailout and call a jumpoff and salvage your night before it's too late.
Disclaimer: It's 230am, I'm working night-shift. I think this is a good topic, greater for recovering simps and lames.
