Pegasus Jackson
Trump's Amerikkka
So I get a call from my girl Melissa and she tell me some nerdy nikka hit her Prius from behind driving a 2006 Accord.
Naturally, I race to the scene and see this awkward, incel, anime watching nikka stumbling over his words to explain himself to my pasty princess.
I don't do much talking so I separate my ivory Goddess from this nikka and try to put hands on the lame but he runs screaming, clutching his laptop. I give chase but he escapes into an Apple store and Police are already on the scene.
I glare at him from the outside of the store and that sucka ass nikka is frantically typing.
Naturally, I race to the scene and see this awkward, incel, anime watching nikka stumbling over his words to explain himself to my pasty princess.
I don't do much talking so I separate my ivory Goddess from this nikka and try to put hands on the lame but he runs screaming, clutching his laptop. I give chase but he escapes into an Apple store and Police are already on the scene.
I glare at him from the outside of the store and that sucka ass nikka is frantically typing.
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