Hitman Absolution is a fukked Up game

jalamanta

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Yeah it is :well:

Lets not get into details, let's just start with the mission in Chinatown at the beginning where you have to kill the King.

I didn't even bother with sophisticated ways of killing him. When he went to piss in the corner there were 4 cops standing next to him.

There was some nook and there was a brick. Well, I go there in front of the cops and take this fukking brick, then walk in front of them with the brick in the hand and stand behing a car so they can't see me. :aight2:

Then I through the fukking brick in the nook. :aight2:

To my amusement the King goes to check whats up. :snoop:

He goes in into the fukking nook and I pull out two berettas and aim at his head with extended hands with 10 people standing next to me. :aight2:

Headshot. Mission accomplished in 1 minute. I hide berettas.

People around like :ohhh: what just happened. Cops like :ohhh: dead body. They aint even started running around just stand there like :ohhh:.

This shyt is hilarious. Think what would've happened in real life at each of these steps.

And this is just the beginning. This game is a major fail for what it is trying to be.
 

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Yeah it is :well:

Lets not get into details, let's just start with the mission in Chinatown at the beginning where you have to kill the King.

I didn't even bother with sophisticated ways of killing him. When he went to piss in the corner there were 4 cops standing next to him.

There was some nook and there was a brick. Well, I go there in front of the cops and take this fukking brick, then walk in front of them with the brick in the hand and stand behing a car so they can't see me. :aight2:

Then I through the fukking brick in the nook. :aight2:

To my amusement the King goes to check whats up. :snoop:

He goes in into the fukking nook and I pull out two berettas and aim at his head with extended hands with 10 people standing next to me. :aight2:

Headshot. Mission accomplished in 1 minute. I hide berettas.

People around like :ohhh: what just happened. Cops like :ohhh: dead body. They aint even started running around just stand there like :ohhh:.

This shyt is hilarious. Think what would've happened in real life at each of these steps.

And this is just the beginning. This game is a major fail for what it is trying to be.



play one of the professional modes
 

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play one of the professional modes

I played at Hard. Well, I will try. :aight2:

Also considering these major fukk ups the cops are suspicious as fukk even at Hard when you dress in one of them.

Like the level in the Court. Why the fukk would random cops approach another cop asking ":ohhh: wait wait a second, are you new here? I dont recognise you". And then within 20 seconds start shooting at you. That's with 30 fukking cops wandering in the building.
 

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:heh: I get what u was saying in the other thread about running from the cops .... I hate the library level . :beli: im not far in the game but blood money>>>>>> Only reason its getting heavy clock is because of contracts
 
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