Hussein Fonzarelli
The Whitey Corp.
Lemme drop this superficial take on hip-hop and let some blogger leech make a decent article out of it.
Lemme say this - hip-hop is one of the if not THE worst failure examples in modern music history. Lemme tell ya why.
Before that sand in your vagaygay starts to hurt real bad - step back - this is not a typical "hip hop sucks everything else is great" thread. Its a honest opinion from a old hip-hop head who done seen it all and is basically sick 2 death of it.
I cant think of one similar music genre that got saturated THAT fast. I cant think of another music genre that got played out to a point of ridicule like hip-hop did.
And I have a theory whys that. The foundations were wack. As many of yall know, I said it before, I respect the producers 156363663636543667346435 times more than any rapper, DOA. Rappers are cornballs by design, I cant think of one single rapper who didnt have his cornball card pulled at least once, and just the fact they all rap about their la la land fantasies and utopias grants an automatic L, and the reasoning behind sellin those fairy tale raps - appealing to suburban teen demographic - all coming from 30+ males......is borderline disturbing.
But thats not what this thread is about. Its about music, the sound of hip-hop, something thats so horrible right now I cant even wrap my head around it.
Listen to this forsaken rap music today. Listen to all the bland repetitive same ol same ol chord synth electro poppy mainstream rap or that somebody-shoot-me backpack nerd bullshyt that goes on and on and on in a same way for 20 years.
Youll notice theres nothing to offer anymore.
And theres a reason. You can only steal as much. I caught Ice Cubes It Was A Good Day the other day on the radio, out of the blue. First thing crossed my mind was - now THATS hip-hop. But then I figured - no it isnt.
That aint hip-hop. Thats Jasper, thats Isley's. That aint no Ice Cube. Isley bros are to thank. You can go bump footsteps in the dark right now and get the SAME vibe.
Only difference is - you can lay down some pipe to Footsteps, but you'll have a hard time doin it while listenin to that fat fukk talkin bout catching triple double during a fukking PICKUP GAME.
Look at Dr. Dre. fukk is that? Nothin but a G thang? No. Leon Haywood. Stop it. Jigga camel dikk suckers, it aint Dear Summer...its Weldon Irvine. Jackin off to Maybach Music? No, youre jackin off to Dexter Wansel.
Hip-hop got built on shyt like this, on beatiful music from other people. I guess the downfall was imminent, you cant leech other peoples music, especially that kind of music, made with love and soul, without consequences.
Thats all.
Lemme say this - hip-hop is one of the if not THE worst failure examples in modern music history. Lemme tell ya why.
Before that sand in your vagaygay starts to hurt real bad - step back - this is not a typical "hip hop sucks everything else is great" thread. Its a honest opinion from a old hip-hop head who done seen it all and is basically sick 2 death of it.
I cant think of one similar music genre that got saturated THAT fast. I cant think of another music genre that got played out to a point of ridicule like hip-hop did.
And I have a theory whys that. The foundations were wack. As many of yall know, I said it before, I respect the producers 156363663636543667346435 times more than any rapper, DOA. Rappers are cornballs by design, I cant think of one single rapper who didnt have his cornball card pulled at least once, and just the fact they all rap about their la la land fantasies and utopias grants an automatic L, and the reasoning behind sellin those fairy tale raps - appealing to suburban teen demographic - all coming from 30+ males......is borderline disturbing.
But thats not what this thread is about. Its about music, the sound of hip-hop, something thats so horrible right now I cant even wrap my head around it.
Listen to this forsaken rap music today. Listen to all the bland repetitive same ol same ol chord synth electro poppy mainstream rap or that somebody-shoot-me backpack nerd bullshyt that goes on and on and on in a same way for 20 years.
Youll notice theres nothing to offer anymore.
And theres a reason. You can only steal as much. I caught Ice Cubes It Was A Good Day the other day on the radio, out of the blue. First thing crossed my mind was - now THATS hip-hop. But then I figured - no it isnt.
That aint hip-hop. Thats Jasper, thats Isley's. That aint no Ice Cube. Isley bros are to thank. You can go bump footsteps in the dark right now and get the SAME vibe.
Only difference is - you can lay down some pipe to Footsteps, but you'll have a hard time doin it while listenin to that fat fukk talkin bout catching triple double during a fukking PICKUP GAME.
Look at Dr. Dre. fukk is that? Nothin but a G thang? No. Leon Haywood. Stop it. Jigga camel dikk suckers, it aint Dear Summer...its Weldon Irvine. Jackin off to Maybach Music? No, youre jackin off to Dexter Wansel.
Hip-hop got built on shyt like this, on beatiful music from other people. I guess the downfall was imminent, you cant leech other peoples music, especially that kind of music, made with love and soul, without consequences.
Thats all.
