Hip-Hop Lawsuits that never happened

[Reality Check]

I wonder if Mc Eiht can retroactively sue Quik's record label for releasing Dollaz + Sense knowing the G was actually in him?

Imagine if Dre filed a defamation lawsuit against Death Row for the skit on Too Gangsta 4 Radio right before "fukk Dre", 2pac saying his sexuality is fruitier than Alize, Suge saying he wants to be white, Suge saying Dre has the WOW tattoo, etc.

Based on the fukkery of Drayoncé, got me thinking of other absurd defamation lawsuits that could have sprung out of beef:

• Jermaine Dupri suing Xzibit for threatening him by using the "Short People Have No Reason to Live" sample
• 50 Cent suing Ja Rule because Ja repeatedly called him a rat
• Eazy E and MC Ren suing Ice Cube for implying they had sex
• Tim Dog suing Snoop for saying his mom was a Frisco dike

 

[Waldo Geraldo Faldo]

Jay Z suing Nas stating that he doesn’t have whiskers like a rat and that he is actually better the Beanie Sigel

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

Pac: That’s why i fukked your bytch you fat motherfukker
Biggie: I am suing for slander and defamation of character

 

[Deltron]

someone in the aubrey thread mentioned Canibus / LL.

Bis should sue LL for damaging his career and busting out a notepad in live battle

 

[Nostalgic]

J-Kwon suing Raekwon because J-Kwon felt Raekwon stole his name.

(Yes, you read that correctly)

 

[get these nets]

Schooly D (PSK) sues Ice T for stealing his flow on 6 in the Morning.

 

[Nostalgic]

Any rapper with Lil in front of their name for copyright infringement.

 

[Elim Garak]

Diddy making Mase ride that dildo should be a lawsuit.

 

[T-K-G]

Dreamville should sue Cole for smearing p*ssy on their name with his actions throughout the beef

 

[shopthatwrecks]

everlast need to sue dj quik for slander ...for sayin he kicked em in his ass and now he jump around...

quik sister can sue for saying her son looks like a fukkin al Qaeda and they call him wop daddy kuz his head to the side yo...( her son has cerebral palsy)

mase need to sue pimp c's estate for saying he was caught with the BOY

hammer need to sue serch nevermind hammer handled that ...that peckerwood jew serch hate hammer til this day

 

[Capitol]

On the flip side, Guru being sponsored by Lemonade stans across the globe

Lemonade is a popular drink and it still is

 

[Deltron]

On the flip side, Guru being sponsored by Lemonade stans across the globe

Lemonade is a popular drink and it still is

i fukk with a good lemonade on a hot day

 

[MurderToCassette]

someone in the aubrey thread mentioned Canibus / LL.

Bis should sue LL for damaging his career and busting out a notepad in live battle

LL suing Canibus for literally taking the mic off his arm

 

[Formerly known as...]

Jay Z suing Pac because he said he was broke when he wasn't due to selling 93 bricks

 

[Mandarin Duck]

Jay-Z suing Nas for saying he looked like a camel, then losing when Nas' attorney shows a photoshopped picture of Joe Camel in a Yankee fitted.