Hilarious facebook statuses from single mothers on mother's day 2013 edition

[ugksam]

You know when a person's so hot you just wanna shake their mother's hand and say "well done"...well today's the day you can shake my hand. I got a looker of a son

her son is 2 years old, bytch trying to give herself props talking about how sexy her baby is

same bytch is always posting about how she cant get a husband but all she gets lots of booty calls but can't seem to figure out why.

i know the coli has some crazy single mothers facebook friends who are gonna be posting some bullshyt today. lets get this started.

 

[mamba]

 

[MikeBrownsJob]

No need to chide those who are already lepers in society

 

[ugksam]

yeah im fukking sure. this thread was hilarious last year.

 

[FaTaL]

post the thread pics

i cant wait

 

[Handsback]

You know when a person's so hot you just wanna shake their mother's hand and say "well done"...well today's the day you can shake my hand. I got a looker of a son

her son is 2 years old, bytch trying to give herself props talking about how sexy her baby is

same bytch is always posting about how she cant get a husband but all she gets lots of booty calls but can't seem to figure out why.

i know the coli has some crazy single mothers facebook friends who are gonna be posting some bullshyt today. lets get this started.

Really?

 

[ugksam]

Really?

yeah

 

[flea]

Holy shyt u suck at making threads

Stick to being the whiteboy who constantly tries and fails at posting first reply ether u fakkit bytch

 

[YouLoveMe]

Lets get this thread jumping!!

 

[Chris.B]

Single mothers have no business celebrating this day.

What they have done is an abomination and will end up with most likely the child being a bum in society if you are to go by stats anyway.

 

[2CT]

the true fukkery comes on Fathers Day

 

[YouMadd?]

Holy shyt u suck at making threads

Stick to being the whiteboy who constantly tries and fails at posting first reply ether u fakkit bytch

jesus

 

[malbaker86]

the true fukkery comes on Fathers Day

Yep. Mothers Day isnt reckless....now Father's Day.....

 

[Another Man]

fukkery

 

[Majestic Pape]

the true fukkery comes on Fathers Day

Yep, that's when the single mothers REALLY get out of hand.