"hey breh, can you stay at my crib wit my girl while im outta town?"

[Buckeye Fever]

*man calls home to check on his girl*

*after 2 missed calls, he finally gets thru*

Her: hey baby, sorry i missed your call! How is everything going?!"

Him: why are u breathing heavy?

Her: i just got in from a jog.

Him: where is keith?

Her: why u askin me these questions? If u dont trust me, you shouldnt be with me. Im done talkin to u for the night. I will talk to u in the morning.

*dude calls her 20 times more and none are answered*

 

[Sierra Mist]

No real nikka has ever been named "Keith."

 

[Ricky Church]

lol keith, shoulda named the simp keith

 

[PortCityProphet]

who would ask a homeboy to watch his girl

 

[Soundwave]

 

[RJY33]

Id take that as an insult. Means dude thinks you have no game and couldnt bag a lonely housewife.

 

[Pool_Shark]

You guys probably never get any p*ssy if this is an issue for you. What's wrong with spending time with my friends girl while he's outta town. I swear you guys have never dealt with women or had real friends.

 

[Ain't That Something]

*nikka u's Insecure Brigade* to the rescue

So now u don't trust ya homie breh?

So bc she breathing heavy, not answering ya calls, started calling keith daddy daddy daddy she gotta be cheating?

maybe keith reminds her of her pops, maybe her phone was on silent, maybe she just got done playing hide and go seek around the house. Insecure ass nikka.

 

[Sharp]

Why would a dude want to hang with a girl that he's not fukking, let alone hang with a girl that is off limits to him? Second, your friend is insecure if he wants you to stay at the crib with his girl while he's gone. Where do they do that at? This whole scenario is just wrong and all parties deserve what they get.

 

[Pool_Shark]

*nikka u's Insecure Brigade* to the rescue

So now u don't trust ya homie breh?

So bc she breathing heavy, not answering ya calls, started calling keith daddy daddy daddy she gotta be cheating?

maybe keith reminds her of her pops, maybe her phone was on silent, maybe she just got done playing hide and go seek around the house. Insecure ass nikka.

That's what I'm saying if you can't let your homie sleep in the same bed with your woman while your miles away you must be a little shrimp dikk muthafukka. Gotta sit down when you pee and shyt. dikk looking smaller than ya girls clit. That's the only reason for not allowing your mans to shower with your woman and spend long weekends and nights with him.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

You guys probably never get any p*ssy if this is an issue for you. What's wrong with spending time with my friends girl while he's outta town. I swear you guys have never dealt with women or had real friends.

*nikka u's Insecure Brigade* to the rescue

So now u don't trust ya homie breh?

So bc she breathing heavy, not answering ya calls, started calling keith daddy daddy daddy she gotta be cheating?

maybe keith reminds her of her pops, maybe her phone was on silent, maybe she just got done playing hide and go seek around the house. Insecure ass nikka.

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

She was jogging, go to sleep.

 

[Trey0'5Blue2Gz]

I don't even get this thread
This a joke? Or this happen to you bruh?... If so... Why nikka?

 

[T-K-G]

No real nikka has ever been named "Keith."

 

[Morethan1]

Yall know how Buckeye get down. Why yall being serious?