Here's one thing the media will NEVER tell you about the CEO shooting...

[King]

The shooter's name was Luigi Mangione....


And Chuck Mangione been sticking it to CEO's since he blew up Mega Lo Mart...


Cue the music

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Imagine the year is 1963 New York City and you walking down the street and a big Cadillac pulls up and you see Chuck Mangione and Art Blakley hop out and beat the hell outta some nikkas