Help Chris Deezy Out

[ChrisDorner]

Good morning everybody, it's ya boy Christopher "Chris Deezy" Dorner, coming at you bytch ass nikkas, with, once again, a 5 STAR(TM) Thread I just can't stop making quality threads for you guys, it's a disease


So ya boy Chris Deezy is helping his friend throw a kickback next week, with drinks, weed, & bytches. Bad part about this is, Chris Deezy wants some Coochie that night. I just got out of a long relationship so my game is
I know most of the women going, some of which I've been with in the past.
My nikka gonna let people sleep over, so that should make things easier


I've given so much to this site, its only fair I get some assistance this one time


-Christopher "Chris Deezy" Dorner

 

[ThugLife]

 

[neph27]

one star

nobody cares about your bullshyt thread

a) we know this is purely hypothetical and you're making that shyt up for attention
b) the egocentric intro is just too much, you tryin way to hard
c) you didn't even state what type of assistance you need in the OP
d) i saw your struggle thread about leaving the coli the other day, fukk you making new thread for
e) chris dorners 15 minutes were up the day after he died in that log cabin

thanks

 

[HookersandIceCream]

 

[ChrisDorner]

First few replies are always bs, just waiting for some real nikkas to enter the thread

 

[Costanza]

Chris deezy u fell the fukk off breh... u used to be a 6 star poster now ur coming with this trash?!?

U let the people down my man, i hope you can regain ur top form.

If u cant get laid or atleast makeout with a chick at a party full of girls u know or have hooked up with before, than you are the ugly nicca in the room... it takes 0% skill to get pussi at a house party.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

nikka werent you supposed to go in for a bid? Now you throwing parties? #GetALife

 

[Strapped]

can we reprimand this fool for a week, mods please

 

[ChrisDorner]

Chris deezy u fell the fukk off breh... u used to be a 6 star poster now ur coming with this trash?!?

U let the people down my man, i hope you can regain ur top form.

If u cant get laid or atleast makeout with a chick at a party full of girls u know or have hooked up with before, than you are the ugly nicca in the room... it takes 0% skill to get pussi at a house party.

These wack threads are part of a larger scheme my friend. Stay tuned

 

[Sugar]

So whats the problem breh? Seems like the ground work has already been laid for you. All you gotta do is get your mouth piece going and you'll be good.