Has anyone in cinema history taken more Ls over a 24 hour period than Ryan Gosling in Blue Valentine

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Spoilers ahead

Watched this joint on a Friday and the ether he took was just vulgar. Let me break this down.

Wifes up a thoty cuz he has mommy issues.

Wakes up on the couch in his own damn house.:patrice:

His dog gets run down and left on the side of a range road like a racc00n. All cuz his wife refused to close the gate no matter how many times he told her.

Tries to get his wife to go to a hotel with him to get his mind off Lassie body being left like :trash:. She hits him with the :rudy: "with you? You n#gga?"

Wife bumps into her ex in a liquor store. And the Ls start piling up quick! The ex boyfriend busted raw in Gosling's wife years back, made Goz raise his seed and then whoops Goslings ass for good measure. :damn:

Wifey hustles Goz into the van before the ex can put the paws on him again. Tells him the ex was fat because Goz is so :flabbynsick: she thinks it'll hurt him too much to say the ex kept in shape.

Tries to shower with her at the hotel and she hits him with the :huhldup:

Tries to fukk her on the floor and again gets the ":whoa:. Take the puss but don't kiss me on the lips, dawg." He refuses. Cries instead.

Passes out drunk. His bytch wife wakes up and takes the car three hours to work, leaving him on the floor. Homie has to take a greyhound back :dead:

Gets to her work, gets ethered by her coworkers, finds out her boss was close to smashing and then gets dumped. :bryan:
I could go on but you guys get the picture. I defy anyone to think of a character more entitled to a painless suicide than this man.
 

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I cant remember who I saw this with
(Female)
All I can remember was whoever it was I was looking at her with the Ice Cube face the whole rest of the night after that shyt

I guess thats why the shyts called Blue Valentine

Shoulda just named his ass Charlie Brown and call the film "Good Grief"
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He kills that bytch right:stopitslime:

Like strangle her and leaves her body in the street on some :deadmanny: status

Or is this a chick film where in the end it's not the woman's fault for being a c*nt..... it's just "life"
 
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Movie had me acting like a Complete ass hole to all women for months.

Required viewing for all simps who want to help a bytch raise someone else's seed
I'm going through that same thing right now. No matter how fly a girl is from now on if she's a single mom I'm gonna be :patrice: before I even smash.
 

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Blue Valentine is like an age test. you can tell if you're dealing with young brehs if they side with Gosling :mjlol:

Dude was trash
 
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