I lost my passport in the airport like 2 weeks ago and hartsfield and midway claim they don’t have it, even though i know one of them lying.
So I’m flying without an ID, but I did this like 3-4 days times before and know I don’t need that shyt. DMV wanna be on some broke boy shyt and instead of having a machine to print my shyt right there, they gotta mail it so all I had was a printout.
So first off, I know TSA don’t honor printouts but if you fukking with a real nikka you will and one agent was like that should be good. But one fat ass nikka was like hell naw he gotta go to the extra security process. I actually got into with that fat nikka at the airport a few years ago but I’m pretty sure he didn’t remember.
So they gotta call this number and verify you. They asking me the zip code to an old address and I’m like nikka I don’t know that shyt. Breh says you gon have to answer these questions or you can’t fly. Im like nikka what the fukk yall think this jeopardy? Yall better ask me some shyt I know. This nikka tried to pipe up and I’m like breh you better pipe the fukk down
So the manager, like 3 other employees, a policeman come over. I’m like yall not about to start this goofy shyt. They like sir you have to answer the questions. I’m like bytch nikka if I don’t know the answer yall better ask a different question. I ain’t hear for no fukking lecture. Long story short. I’m on my flight.
So I’m flying without an ID, but I did this like 3-4 days times before and know I don’t need that shyt. DMV wanna be on some broke boy shyt and instead of having a machine to print my shyt right there, they gotta mail it so all I had was a printout.
So first off, I know TSA don’t honor printouts but if you fukking with a real nikka you will and one agent was like that should be good. But one fat ass nikka was like hell naw he gotta go to the extra security process. I actually got into with that fat nikka at the airport a few years ago but I’m pretty sure he didn’t remember.
So they gotta call this number and verify you. They asking me the zip code to an old address and I’m like nikka I don’t know that shyt. Breh says you gon have to answer these questions or you can’t fly. Im like nikka what the fukk yall think this jeopardy? Yall better ask me some shyt I know. This nikka tried to pipe up and I’m like breh you better pipe the fukk down
So the manager, like 3 other employees, a policeman come over. I’m like yall not about to start this goofy shyt. They like sir you have to answer the questions. I’m like bytch nikka if I don’t know the answer yall better ask a different question. I ain’t hear for no fukking lecture. Long story short. I’m on my flight.