Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

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GREATNESS!

Thought it was gonna be stupid.

Good fighting scenes and naked snowbunny.

5 stars.
 

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It's partly because I have MoviePass.....but I kind of really want to see this....:yeshrug:

I assume it will be bad, but the first bit of a review I read said it was filled with anachronisms...which makes me think I'll like it way more than I should. Knights Tale was filled with them and I love that damn movie...watching it now actually :heh:


BUT, this is the first time EVER that a film has been at the local Cinemark and unavailable in 2D (besides the first show of the day) :shaq2:. Guess I'm waiting awhile...
 

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It's partly because I have MoviePass.....but I kind of really want to see this....:yeshrug:

I assume it will be bad, but the first bit of a review I read said it was filled with anachronisms...which makes me think I'll like it way more than I should. Knights Tale was filled with them and I love that damn movie...watching it now actually :heh:


BUT, this is the first time EVER that a film has been at the local Cinemark and unavailable in 2D (besides the first show of the day) :shaq2:. Guess I'm waiting awhile...

:dwillhuh: explain how??
 

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Knights Tale had all sorts of shyt like that man




The boxing-esque intro, the crowd joining in with the stomp-stomp-clap...they even do the wave at one point :heh:

The Nike swoosh on the armor...

Lots of 'current' lingo in the dialog, especially from Chaucer (Thank you, I'll be here all night)...
 
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What's next.....










































Humpty Dumpty - Hero For Hire??? :laff: :laff: :laff:

When he fell off the wall the only thing that put him back together again.....................was VENGEANCE!!!!!!
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:blessed:
 
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