Guess who we're NOT seeing at Wrestlemania

[Breh Obama]

So no one is gonna talk about how this will be the first Wrestlemania in a while without Cena?

 

[NYChase718]

Got squashed last year
Now wont even be on this card

End of an era

 

[Breh Obama]

Got squashed last year
Now wont even be on this card

End of an era

He's getting the Carmelo Anthony treatment

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

I'm sure he'll turn up in some dumb impromptu angle so he can do his terrible Chinese move and show off his bald spot

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Bray Wyatt
Sami Zayn
Jason Jordan
Every cruiserweight except Buddy Murphy and Tony Nese
Every woman except Ronda, Becky and Charlotte

 

[stro]

I'm sure he'll turn up in some dumb impromptu angle so he can do his terrible Chinese move and show off his bald spot

That man is is almost 42 years old and has been on TRT and HGH for 25 years, let that man have a fukking bald spot god damn

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

That man is is almost 42 years old and has been on TRT and HGH for 25 years, let that man have a fukking bald spot god damn

Or you know, just dont style your hair like JBL...

 

[NoMorePie]

Dirt sheets have been reporting cena will be at mania, they just dont know in what capacity.


His current movie filming ends april 1st so I wonder if that's the reason why they havent scheduled him for anything. Out of fear that the filming could get delayed by even just a week and it could derail everything.


Dont be shocked if you hear his name on either raw or smackdown next week

Spoiler

I hope

 

[stro]

Or you know, just dont style your hair like JBL...

Men go bald, fukk you bytch

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

Really?

If they're actually putting Kurt out to pasture, I'd be surprised if they don't swerve and have Cena show up

 

[PURP!]

Tis the end

 

[Mob H]

Men go bald, fukk you bytch

You just went bald huh?

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Men go bald, fukk you bytch

So either your own hairline has run away from you and caused great distress, or youre such a Cena mark that clowning his hilarious bald spot (which again, HE has chosen to accentuate with a bad haircut) has you legit heated

Either way

 

[Breh Obama]

So either your own hairline has run away from you and caused great distress, or youre such a Cena mark that clowning his hilarious bald spot (which again, HE has chosen to accentuate with a bad haircut) has you legit heated

Either way

Even Shawn Michaels went bald breh...it happens

 

[stro]

You just went bald huh?

If by just you mean about 10 years ago, sure. Dudes clowning on bald spots of alpha dudes in their 40s is as hell. Obviously only dudes under like 27 making comments like that.