@GSElevator Tattletale Exposed (He Was Not in the Goldman Elevator)

[88m3]

http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2014/02...cmst=1388552400000&bicmet=1420088400000&_r=1&

 

[Domingo Halliburton]

I’d almost rather let someone fukk my wife than rent out my beach house. Almost.

Can we please stop calling them hipsters and go back to calling them pussies?

If I could choose between world peace and a reasonable fortune, my first Lambo would be orange.

Suit 1: She actually believed me when I said I wasn’t fukking anyone else.

Suit 2: She probably thinks chiropractors are real doctors too.

Hermes ties are like Jordans for white people.

Almost time for children to learn a valuable life lesson. Santa loves rich kids more.

#1: [At the gym] What machine should I use to impress the girls?

#2: The ATM.

YOLO is poor for carpe diem.

My garbage disposal eats better than 98% of the world.

As a shareholder I have to ask is having a book section really the best use of Wal Mart's shelfspace?

 

[Brown_Pride]

lol dude is a comic genius

#1: Some chick asked me what I would do with 10 million bucks. I told her I'd wonder where the rest of my money went.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

I'm mad he ain't even work at Goldman tho...I used to read all this dude's tweets