Got Covid Vaccine today 1st dose in New Jersey AMA

[pickles]

Coli brehs this is public service announcement especially to coli brehs in NJ, get registered for the vaccine.
ASK ME AMA

I got the Pfizer vaccine, I haven't turned into a zombie yet. I have to get the second dose in 21 days.
I feel perfectly fine.

I highly suggest you register for the vaccine. For yourselves and your family members.
Right now in NJ they are taking group 1B which is people 65 years old and/or with medical conditions.

Register here for NJ
Home 

You don't need to put in insurance info.

It is better to register at the site above and wait for the email, but here are vaccination locations and some of them have their own registrations.
COVID-19 Vaccine Locations for Eligible Recipients


Again I highly recommended getting vaccinated, I love you guys (no homo) and want you and your family to be safe. There are new strains popping and it is better to be safe that sorry.

Also the government might try some fukkery like decrease the dose to save vaccine amounts or some shyt.

COVID Vaccine Dosing FAQs


I don't know how other states are doing it, but I don't mind if you put in your states info in this thread.

Don't be afraid, ask me anything.

 

[Let A Fro Be A Fro]

What type of life insurance policy do you have?

 

[Tim2520]

If you’re still alive a week from now I’ll ask my questions then

 

[CarbonBraddock]

why do yall keep saying this 'i haven't turned into a zombie yet' shyt like half an hour after gettin the p*ssyass shot? it's longterm effects you should be worried about, not instantly dropping dead.

 

[Black]

I'm trying to steal the vaccine on some pinky and the brain shyt. How should I go about doing that?

 

[Afrodroid]

 

[pickles]

Oh you want the vaccine?

I don't know if they vaccinating in Brazil yet.

 

[Ciggavelli]

I have so many questions:

How many hours did it take before you got the palsy?

Does the microchip hurt when it’s inside your body?

How many more hours do you think until you die?

 

[Dad]

Can I get your coli cash when you gone?

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

yo ass finna be like Deray in barbershop lol

I'm trying to steal the vaccine on some pinky and the brain shyt. How should I go about doing that?

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

This mofos nose finna turn into a penis.

 

[Cat piss martini]

 

[Swirv]

Coli brehs this is public service announcement especially to coli brehs in NJ, get registered for the vaccine.
ASK ME AMA

I got the Pfizer vaccine, I haven't turned into a zombie yet. I have to get the second dose in 21 days.
I feel perfectly fine.

I highly suggest you register for the vaccine. For yourselves and your family members.
Right now in NJ they are taking group 1B which is people 65 years old and/or with medical conditions.

Register here for NJ
Home

You don't need to put in insurance info.

It is better to register at the site above and wait for the email, but here are vaccination locations and some of them have their own registrations.
COVID-19 Vaccine Locations for Eligible Recipients


Again I highly recommended getting vaccinated, I love you guys (no homo) and want you and your family to be safe. There are new strains popping and it is better to be safe that sorry.

Also the government might try some fukkery like decrease the dose to save vaccine amounts or some shyt.

COVID Vaccine Dosing FAQs


I don't know how other states are doing it, but I don't mind if you put in your states info in this thread.

Don't be afraid, ask me anything.

Which group are you in?

Id like to get it but I’m not a medical worker or have any serious medical conditions.

 

[Sterling Archer]

Oh you want the vaccine?

I don't know if they vaccinating in Brazil yet.

That’s not the “I do” wave breh.

 

[NSSVO]

thecoli man