Goose wanted ALL the smoke

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Old video but hilarious








:stopitslime: get bytched by a goose to get a bag simpbrehs
 
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Canada geese are super aggresive. I took my kid's mother on a picnic date at the lake, and a few Canada geese walked over to us and tried to eat our lunch.
I shooed them away, but a few minutes later the geese returned with a few of their homies from the set. I put a lot of time and effort into that picnic so once again, I fought off the birds.
Just when we thought they were gone for good, the geese returned. This time however, a whole flock (pack, murder, herd, group?) of those bamas rolled up on us. The leader of the flock looked directly at me with the :birdman:face.
I replied: "You got it, chief:hubie:."
Since a wise man knows to pick his battles, I told my bm to grab the picnic blanket so we could bounce.
She said "But what about our lunch?":ohhh:
I said "Damn a lunch, RUN BISH!!:damn:"
As we exited the premises, a few geese made sure to escort us away from the lakeside. We haven't been back since.
 
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