Canada geese are super aggresive. I took my kid's mother on a picnic date at the lake, and a few Canada geese walked over to us and tried to eat our lunch.
I shooed them away, but a few minutes later the geese returned with a few of their homies from the set. I put a lot of time and effort into that picnic so once again, I fought off the birds.
Just when we thought they were gone for good, the geese returned. This time however, a whole flock (pack, murder, herd, group?) of those bamas rolled up on us. The leader of the flock looked directly at me with the
face.
I replied: "You got it, chief
."
Since a wise man knows to pick his battles, I told my bm to grab the picnic blanket so we could bounce.
She said "But what about our lunch?"
I said "Damn a lunch, RUN BISH!!
"
As we exited the premises, a few geese made sure to escort us away from the lakeside. We haven't been back since.