Google Florida Man plus your birthday and post the news article.

[Mike809]

My birthday is Aug 29th so this is what i got.

Florida man tries to conceal $1,000 cash in rectum, deputies say

A Florida man arrested in Marion County over the weekend tried to conceal more than $1,000 in his rectum, authorities said.

www.clickorlando.com

A Florida man arrested in Marion County over the weekend tried to conceal more than $1,000 in his rectum, authorities said.

Pattreon Stokes, 26, was driving a white Buick that was stopped for speeding early Saturday near East Highway 40 and Baseline Road, according to the Sheriff's Office. A 7-month-old child was in the passenger seat.

Nearly 200 grams of methamphetamine, some crack cocaine, heroin and a scale were found during a search of the vehicle, deputies said. They said they found a large wad of cash and some marijuana on Stokes' person.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

My birthday is Aug 29th so this is what i got.

Florida man tries to conceal $1,000 cash in rectum, deputies say

A Florida man arrested in Marion County over the weekend tried to conceal more than $1,000 in his rectum, authorities said.

www.clickorlando.com

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[Georgiamuscle]

Florida man calls 911, admits to shooting naked man at apartment complex

A shooting at a South Florida apartment complex on Wednesday involved a naked man and a person who called 911 to report that he had pulled the trigger, authorities said.

www.boston25news.com

 

[Alix217]

January 21​

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Florida man known as ‘The Monkey Whisperer’ arrested for illegally selling primates​

This website is unavailable in your location. – KIRO 7 News Seattle

www.kiro7.com

 

[duck]

FL Man Arrested for Hitting Daughter With Pizza After She Told Him to Leave

Police noted the "strong odor of an alcoholic beverage" on the father's breath when asking him about the alleged food fight.

www.google.com

Florida Man Arrested for Attacking Daughter With Pizza After She Didn't Want to Eat With Him

 

[Uitomy]

https://www.audacy.com/fm1019/blogs/mel/florida-man-october-3

 

[EBK String]

Playing phising games. This is what scammers do on social media to get people personal information.

 

[F*ckthemkids]

https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/weird/wtflorida/drunk-florida-man-was-eating-spaghetti-with-his-hands-outside-olive-garden-police-say/67-33b3d2ea-0d5f-4a0a-af92-aec162e4bbab

Honestly...It sounds like something the police would find me doing.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

1. This is old
2. You can do the same thing for any state

 

[Stir Fry]

@General Mills

Florida man reportedly tells cops he thought playing basketball naked would ‘enhance his skill level’

 

[Dem313wayz]

Florida man wearing blue bonnet and flowery dress allegedly steals 28 cans of baby formula from Publix

A worker at the Publix at Midpoint Center said\u00a0she saw the man in his 50s\u00a0on surveillance cameras\u00a0around 9:40 p.m. Saturday

www.news-press.com

Florida man wearing bonnet and flowery dress steals 28 cans of baby formula

 

[LadyJ2]

Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come from​

Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come from

A Florida man climbed atop a piece of equipment at a Clearwater Beach playground Sunday and yelled at a bunch of children in the area.

www.tampabay.com

 

[Prodyson]

Playing phising games. This is what scammers do on social media to get people personal information.

I was thinking the same thing. This is the second thread I’ve seen of someone asking about people’s birthdates.

 

[LadyJ2]

1. This is old
2. You can do the same thing for any state

Texas Man Charged with Fatally Shooting 3-Year-Old for Jumping on Bed​

Texas Man Charged with Fatally Shooting 3-Year-Old for Jumping on Bed

The child died in a hospital on Wednesday

time.com

 

[LadyJ2]

I was thinking the same thing. This is the second thread I’ve seen of someone asking about people’s birthdates.

Jokes is on them I used a fake birthday!