God stopped man from building a skyscraper to get to heaven....

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Obviously he was scared of Nimrod's swag. But not so much about the swag of Neil Armstrong.

Also he was a colossal prick as a youngster. But overtime Yahweh has mellowed out a bit.
 

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the story wasn't building a tower to get to heaven, its that after god told them to spread out and "fill the earth" mankind basically ignored him and started gathering in shinar and building the tower where they could all chill...basically they defied him so he advanced on em
 

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the story wasn't building a tower to get to heaven, its that after god told them to spread out and "fill the earth" mankind basically ignored him and started gathering in shinar and building the tower where they could all chill...basically they defied him so he advanced on em

YOU'RE LEAVING OUT THE PART WHERE GOD ADMITS HE'S SHOOK BECAUSE IF THEY BUILD HIGH ENOUGH, THEY WILL "BECOME LIKE US" BROTHER!

IT'S JUST A DUMBASS MYTH FROM AN IGNORANT, SUPERSTITIOUS, AND ILLITERATE TIME IN HISTORY, DUUUDE! SOME KID ASKED WHY THERE ARE DIFFERENT LANGUAGES AND HIS DAD SAID "WELL ONCE UPON A TIME...." BROTHER!
 

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Where do u think we came from then,I wanna hear from the genius of hulk holgan...that's y macho man got on that azz nikka.
 

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This is like the 20th topic about God and/or the Bible. I thought this place was cooler than SOHH. What's up with all the religious idiots?
 

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YOU'RE LEAVING OUT THE PART WHERE GOD ADMITS HE'S SHOOK BECAUSE IF THEY BUILD HIGH ENOUGH, THEY WILL "BECOME LIKE US" BROTHER!

IT'S JUST A DUMBASS MYTH FROM AN IGNORANT, SUPERSTITIOUS, AND ILLITERATE TIME IN HISTORY, DUUUDE! SOME KID ASKED WHY THERE ARE DIFFERENT LANGUAGES AND HIS DAD SAID "WELL ONCE UPON A TIME...." BROTHER!

Your not the real Hulk Hogan the real Hogan is all about the training the prayers and vitamins....Imposter!
 

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the story wasn't building a tower to get to heaven, its that after god told them to spread out and "fill the earth" mankind basically ignored him and started gathering in shinar and building the tower where they could all chill...basically they defied him so he advanced on em
 
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